shangheineken t1_j5nb4d8 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:16 AM

3 extra chances to stab yourself in the hand

TimeTravelMishap t1_j5nbshw wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:23 AM

FUCK. THE. TURTLES.

KingQup t1_j5ncnd2 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:31 AM

To share! :D

chromedome4 t1_j5nin7z wrote on January 24, 2023 at 6:37 AM

General Caprious

Ebo_72 t1_j5nayl4 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:14 AM

Time to start sticking straws in any and all head orifices and making funny faces!

UnprofessionalBeing t1_j5ncnel wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:31 AM

Now you can share with the homies

ProfessorJimHarris t1_j5nlyzz wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:18 AM

Because fuck the turtles!

Ale_Hlex t1_j5ndi82 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:40 AM

This is the way.

jeronisaurus t1_j5ndotx wrote on January 24, 2023 at 5:42 AM

they know how hard it is to pop that pouch

Liuqmno t1_j5o93i5 wrote on January 24, 2023 at 12:25 PM

God it's WEIRD seeing the orange plastic straws again, I'm so used to the white paper ones. You hit the jackpot tho, I would save them for when a pack comes without a straw!

KarateLobo t1_j5pxhor wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:18 PM

So you can drink it even faster.

HotSalsaAssFire t1_j5nl6co wrote on January 24, 2023 at 7:08 AM

Tattoos? Might be time to upgrade to adult juice boxes.

Boxed wine.

my capri sun came with 4 straws attached

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