Submitted by MediumFriendly t3_10muy01 in mildlyinteresting
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A1_Fares t1_j659cfv wrote
God damn that’s as big as 1 banana.
TheBasilFawlty t1_j659gl0 wrote
Not all of us can be born Mr. Marcus
FemaleNeth t1_j659k5g wrote
Mommy carrot!
NeroXOTWOD t1_j659m26 wrote
They grow up so fast 😢
9--1 t1_j65bfnm wrote
don't judge the book by its cover
152centimetres t1_j65bq90 wrote
that doesnt even look like it would fit in the package
Geo_Rivera3 t1_j65br7p wrote
Reminds me of the benchwarmers:
“I Am 12” $20
funwithdesign t1_j65cqzr wrote
Friday at the baby carrot factory
roboxsteven t1_j65cur9 wrote
Can’t tell without a banana for scale
Selvich t1_j65cz8g wrote
I think you should report this «baby» to the police..
Max-Carnage1927 t1_j65dnge wrote
BBC.....big baby carrot.
ham_toes t1_j65dong wrote
No you absolutely did not
IrinaVavravsky t1_j65ejcn wrote
Boy stfu u know you didn’t
MediumFriendly OP t1_j65gb9z wrote
You'd think, but it fit perfectly diagonally in the bag lol. Probably should've kept it in bc this is the internet and now I just look like an idiot but oh well
Technical-Cream-7766 t1_j65h4k8 wrote
That’s the baby carrot from Africa
Single-Safety-470 t1_j65hfs6 wrote
I think this one is a little below average. It's been held back a few times. hehehe
Acct-404 t1_j65hkq3 wrote
Hi daddy carrot…
Single-Safety-470 t1_j65hm82 wrote
I was thinking Monday hangover as the QC person was obviously sleeping. lol.
Buck-osogrande-5150 t1_j65icj6 wrote
Well, when you consider that "baby" carrots start out as "adult" carrots that are shaved and cut down to the small size that we know as the "baby" ones.
maruffin t1_j65n9xk wrote
It’s the chaperone for all those young carrots.
cupcakecatboy t1_j65oiaa wrote
Daddy carrot
ChrisTackleberry t1_j65ojje wrote
Tell me you don’t know how baby carrots are made without telling me you don’t know how baby carrots are made.
disneyfood t1_j65preb wrote
not Redditors being incapable of understanding that plastic bags can stretch 😱
ham_toes t1_j65qgh0 wrote
Tell me you don’t realize people stage photos for karma without telling me you don’t realize people stage photos for karma
originalshiznik t1_j65r2fh wrote
I tell the ladies I have a baby dick, than I pull this trick. It works every time!
taco_cash t1_j65rirt wrote
That sucks man, I’m sorry.
SmeuigeTonijnsalade t1_j65v73b wrote
I think I heard somewhere that baby carrots are just shaved regular carrots but they are cute so they can sell less carrot for more money.
wasthaturface t1_j65wo9t wrote
your mind must be 🤯
FU-Nwords t1_j65wyz8 wrote
I thought size doesn't matter?
masterOfdisaster4789 t1_j65xo6l wrote
That’s no baby…..
masterOfdisaster4789 t1_j65xpaa wrote
Winterpegger t1_j65zsp8 wrote
Guess one grew up!
SnarkyGardener t1_j6601eo wrote
“In our situation, that doesn’t make any f**king sense.” ~Dirk Diggler (Boogie Nights)
YCbCr_hu t1_j66108p wrote
I guess it's a baaaaaaby carrot, heh.
PURRP_SLAYZ t1_j662ppz wrote
African carrot
madziper t1_j664uqb wrote
But it has to go through quality assurance? I really don’t see someone stuffing a carrot in there and then packaging it.
WastelandHound t1_j6669pa wrote
The Danny Almonte of baby carrots.
[deleted] t1_j668qd5 wrote
That’s because it didn’t.
flashfairmont t1_j668xsv wrote
My son just pulled one of those out of a bag I bought last weekend.
ILoveRustyKnives t1_j66aw5p wrote
This is how you guys learn that your "baby" carrots are full-sized irregular carrots that get cut down to "baby" size by a machine.
Arkentra t1_j66bkp0 wrote
Shit like this is fully automated. Occasionally things get through, for better or worse. (Better in this case.)
eloralovely t1_j66cpom wrote
That’s an adult carrot
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Fuggaak t1_j66h28e wrote
Yeah, confirmed by a quick google search if you don’t believe it.
jakaldd t1_j66if2h wrote
Wow, I was considering posting a photo of a long baby carrot that I got out of my bag today also. Same brand as what you have there.
Cough_Turn t1_j66irql wrote
That's a grown ass carrot.
666savage666 t1_j66k4zc wrote
You gone learn today
BubbaJrDirtfarmer t1_j66m4y9 wrote
Awww, the baby has grown.
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oakfan52 t1_j66ri8d wrote
They grow up so fast.
franandharpua t1_j66s2ea wrote
That’s a big baby.
troy-phoenix t1_j66u6qn wrote
ILoveRustyKnives t1_j66uh1t wrote
These can both be true at the same time.
somecatgirl t1_j66w16s wrote
DIY baby carrots
Significant-Pace-434 t1_j66wfh6 wrote
That doesn’t look like it would fit
thenewbigR t1_j66yrba wrote
You found Peroni’s Disease?
joebraa t1_j66zfti wrote
Guess what?
It is a carrot.
ToastedMilkSolids t1_j672y9g wrote
Or it's the carrot that often heard, "Oh, you're so mature for your young age!"
ximosaidso t1_j673slr wrote
the 29 year old that posed as a high schooler
apicalprism t1_j674x5o wrote
Looks pretty average sized to me
martdan010 t1_j6757y9 wrote
That’s a big ole baby
Silent-is-Golden t1_j67d9xz wrote
Damn it I hate it when they accidentally put carrots into my bag of carrots, morons.
planetpuddingbrains t1_j67do54 wrote
This carrot has been held back in school a bunch of times and now walks around with a mustache while learning his multiplication tables.
Ginja3684 t1_j67eqmb wrote
How do you make an adult vagina look like a baby vagina, you shave it. Just like carrots.
Far_Pipe752 t1_j67k9kn wrote
That baby done grew up
MineryTech t1_j67lf8q wrote
I don’t think that’s right.
CriticalNovel22 t1_j67q60o wrote
Weirdly, it is
> A baby carrot is a carrot harvested before reaching maturity and sold at that smaller size. A baby-cut carrot is a small piece cut from a larger carrot; baby-cut carrots are often marketed as "baby carrots", leading to potential confusion.[1]
Mindofthequill t1_j67rex8 wrote
Baby cut carrots
eryc333 t1_j67uvy5 wrote
I see your mothers been telling you stories about me again
BigZaber t1_j681g1m wrote
Your baby is a grown man now time to let them go
GoodboyJohnnyBoy t1_j682loo wrote
A candidate for x raying to determine its real age if I ever saw one.
Jamon25 t1_j68d0w2 wrote
Lawsuit city!
shreck2111 t1_j69691e wrote
The “Baby Leg” Carrot
JCB220685 t1_j6a1kl4 wrote
Babysitter Carrot. Can be scary for those little ones out in the world on their own for the first time.
Pinche-gueyprotein t1_j6598wr wrote
There’s always one who’s above average