casselhag t1_jefv4vo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Anya Taylor-Joy wasn’t in Tetris. I can’t even imagine who you’re thinking of.

[deleted] t1_jeggvzb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:58 PM

If there's something I've learned from Reddit movie review threads, it's that most of the people around here watch them stoned out of their mind.

AsimovLiu t1_jegonj1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:52 PM

I really get this feeling sometime too, it's pitiful.

SoulCruizer t1_jegixcm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Either this is a poorly written ad or op is trolling. Everything about how it’s written tells me it’s fake.

Cool-Kangaroo-2021 t1_jeg05yl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:07 PM

I haven’t seen this movie, but I just looked at the cast and now [I’m so fucking confused.] (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1310e20a-4200-4534-bab7-cdeb93f47ad0/gif)

casselhag t1_jeg0sz8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:11 PM

I have seen this movie. No one even remotely looking like Anya is in the movie.

WoodyDog t1_jeg3syw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:31 PM

I'm thinking he thought Sacha the KGB agent. Even though she looks nothing like her lol

LEXX911 t1_jefyk3s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:56 PM

Probably Queen's Gambit. Both deal with Russian/KGB and he probably got it mix up with Anya.

cthd33 t1_jegs9hj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:18 PM

Yes, this seems the most likely.

cthd33 t1_jegqvp7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM

I think he was thinking of the other ATJ - Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

casselhag t1_jegr5y1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Who also isn’t in this movie?

cthd33 t1_jegrzon wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:16 PM

Yes, he is really confused.

PleaseHurryIHave2Pee t1_jeghh3f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:02 PM

I think this post was written by AI

SoulCruizer t1_jegj0b3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM

Absolutely. There’s something very off about it. Definitely someone fucking around.

deliciouspuppy t1_jeg1cqf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:14 PM

thought it was a good movie! it seemed to track the true story, although with really obvious added hollywoodisms like the car chase. but like how they kept most of the legal issues in, despite it being sorta dry.

ohh didn't realize ghislaine was his daughter. what an interesting family haha.

skrillskroll t1_jeg2n1v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:23 PM

I'd recommend but I wish they'd kept to the true story. I dont need forced car chases and KGB menacing children on a balcony. The cold war aspect was more than enough for a filling stew. Hell, they omitted the Russian co-developer who also came to the States and ended murdering his wife and kids. There's enough crazy in the true story without adding in generic bullshit

WhoDat-2-8-3 t1_jegx7bm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:55 PM

"they omitted the Russian co-developer who also came to the States and ended murdering his wife and kids."

That's saved for Tetris 2 : Reloaded - the movie

vfx4life t1_jegdgfp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:35 PM

Oh that's a shame. I love the graphic novel that was made telling this story, and assumed this would at least cover everything that did, it's an amazing story.

kingslayer-0 t1_jegiwby wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Link to graphic novel?

vfx4life t1_jegjcsq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:15 PM

https://bookoutlet.ca/products/9781910593226B/tetris-the-games-people-play by Box Brown.

TheHeyHeyMan t1_jefwz6g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM

Really enjoyed it as well. The "Argo-ending" at the airport was a bit much but overall a very solid movie, and Egerton was excellent.

Nonofyourdamnbiscuit t1_jeh3elz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:42 PM

I loved it. Such a good movie. Good characters, good plotting, good editing. It was thrilling and entertaining.

Getupkid1284 t1_jefuaid wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:27 PM

I'm looking forward to watching it.

[deleted] t1_jeg73lg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM

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Select_Action_6065 t1_jegcdsd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:28 PM

r/adsdisguisedasposts

shineurliteonme t1_jegfee0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:48 PM

/r/nothingeverhappens

skrillskroll t1_jeg194q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:14 PM

Why do you think Ghislaine became a child pimp for billionaires? Well, firstly I think the dark triad personality runs in the family, but also, she couldn't give up being a one percenter when they lost everything in the first bankruptcy/criminal trials. Gotta hang onto that social status no matter what, huh.

Btw, Kevin, her bro went bankrupt yet again about 10 years ago and was banned from being a company director again. He and his brother now run a think tank "studying jihadi terrorism"........which I think we can all agree is probably a front for something dark.

PleaseHurryIHave2Pee t1_jegxuc0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:00 PM

"Tetris" is a fictional movie that tells the story of Henk Rogers' journey to bring the iconic game to the world. The film is a delightful blend of drama, humor, and suspense, with impressive attention to detail. Taron Egerton delivers a strong performance as Rogers, and Anya Taylor Joy's brilliant portrayal of Elizabeth is not to be missed. "Tetris" is an engaging movie that will appeal to fans of video games and anyone who appreciates a well-crafted story.

AnotherTargaryen101 t1_jegt8ff wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:25 PM

If some Hollywood Schmoron tasked me with writing a screenplay based on the most pointless story in the history of humanity, I'd write a screenplay on how the game Tetris was created. Surely, there's a thousand more stories that are worth making a movie about. Where the fuck has the creativity gone?

Shryke123 t1_jegw9ya wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:48 PM

I'll be honest, the film was shite, but the story itself is very interesting.

Thoughts on Tetris?

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