I was doing the 100 greatest movies list as a lockdown activity. Schindler's List was on it.

I figured a lot of the movies would be cheaper on DVD or just not around on streaming so I hit up eBay and scored the two disc special edition for 99p. Brilliant.

Had a free afternoon, so put the disc in, played the movie, and was super confused. The plot seemed to make no sense, there was no scene setting and suddenly we're in a factory. I had no idea what was going on, but I told myself - stick with it. Maybe this is flashback or a non linear narrative like Memento.

It was only when the credits rolled that I realised I'd played the second fucking disc first by mistake.

I am an absolute idiot.