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blankadidnuthinwrong t1_j2dzabs wrote

Lord of the Rings. Kermit is Aragorn. Rizzo and the rats are the hobbits. Fozzy Bear is Gimli, Scooter is Legolas, and Gonzo is Gandalf. I don’t know if it would be better, but it would at least be as epic as the original.

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kyuuketsuki47 t1_j2dzwyg wrote

Animal as Gollum?

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dbzgod9 t1_j2e1rgy wrote

Animal drops on Rizzo in Mt. Doom

"MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!"

Edit - Fozzy offers his rubber chicken to the fellowship.

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BaRiMaLi t1_j2e2kim wrote

Ok, now I can't get Gonzo screaming "You shall not pass!" out of my head 😅

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wildadragon t1_j2e4a9i wrote

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”

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blankadidnuthinwrong t1_j2e4tga wrote

Gonzo and the rats were a good pairing in A Muppet Christmas Carol. I can imagine Bilbo’s party with hundreds of rats and Gonzo and Bilbo rat blowing smoke rings.

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