Apocalypse Cow starring Kermit as Willard and Gonzo as Colonel Kurtz. “Shit. I’m still only in Saigon” Kermit says as he drinks himself stupid before Rolph and Animal take him on a PBR boat fifty clicks up river. “That’s Cambodia, Kermit!” Fozzy Bear says as he smokes a huge joint and tries to keep his squad together through the jungle.