Submitted by Gree-Grump t3_10txnrv in newhampshire

All of the Dominoes employees are quitting. Why? Because a guy had thrown keys at an another employee. That employee said he quit, but 20 minutes later, he said he wants his job back.

The employer said “you quite, so your done”, but the other employees found that unfair. If this plan goes through, come down and I’ll teach y’all how to make pizzas (since they’ve let me do it, and I’m a local). It’s the Dominoes next to the Sea Dog. Expect it to go down at 10:00.

Yes I’m being serious, I’ll teach y’all how to make pizzas. This is not a joke. Call them and ask if they’re quitting and they’ll say yes.

Come say hello. I’ll be the kid in the lobby drinking a root beer and in a black jacket.

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DeerFlyHater t1_j79caf9 wrote

Meh, it's Dominoes. Zero loss for anyone. The employees can get hired on at any of the gazillion restaurants nearby within the next five minutes.

Guy who tossed the keys is an asshole and potentially guilty of battery.

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JackWWalsh t1_j79qija wrote

Make sure you get a photo for the yearbook. See you in third period French?

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hardsoft t1_j79pusc wrote

How did the mass quitting event / pizza cooking training go?

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cannonball12345 t1_j79wlbv wrote

Think outside the pizza box, like what would Papa John do?

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currentlyhigh t1_j7c7der wrote

>The employer said “you quite, so your done”

Employer should have said "you blatantly committed assault and/or battery on one of my employees, so you're done"

I wouldn't want to work in a kitchen around knives and ovens with a coworker who has the self-control of a 1st grader and throws objects at people when he has a tantrum.

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Burger-King-Covid t1_j79e2yo wrote

Can Claremont Dominoes join in?

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Gree-Grump OP t1_j79ecf4 wrote

Sure. Come on down

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Burger-King-Covid t1_j79ejos wrote

Sweet I’ll bring all the dominoes workers from Claremont down and I’ll call up my buddy from the Newport dominoes and see if their employees would like to participate. I would try to get Keene up there too but I don’t think they have enough time to make it up sadly.

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PNWMunky t1_j79isde wrote

Not much going on in buttville.

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ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j7b7jho wrote

Dominos sucks. Don't eat fast food pizza, eat local.

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Android2715 t1_j7cpbri wrote

Lmao lemme know when the mom and pop pizza place is open past 8, or delivers, or is open on sundays

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ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j7cqfxk wrote

Uber Eats, or I'd rather pick up good pizza than get trash food delivered. And Elvios is open until 9 on Sunday.

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Enough_Device_6023 t1_j7f15zu wrote

Hey, you know who you support when you eat at fast food places? The locals that have to work there.

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ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_j7fb5rg wrote

I'm not eating shitty food to support the locals. I'll eat the good pizza, and support the locals that work there.

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EmeraldMoose12 t1_j7dtboz wrote

Dominoes sucks and should stop popping up in these rural communities.

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HAMMERMAIN73 t1_j7a6q1c wrote

Wish I was nearby I'd be up there makin a pie with you guys in a heartbeat.

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Wide_Television_7074 t1_j79ximh wrote

maybe those other employees shouldn’t be such sallies… the kid quit, it’s called personal responsibility

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