LacidOnex t1_j83sp0u wrote
Reply to comment by Glucose12 in Bakery Owner Sues [Conway] New Hampshire Town After Officials Demand He Paint Over Donut Mural Made by High Schoolers by ArbitraryOrder
The guy bought it from the old owners to save a local institution.
If I was him I'd fucking torch the thing and let Conway rot. Nothing up there except angry bored cops, DO NOT DRIVE THROUGH CONWAY IF YOU CAN AVOID IT
Glucose12 t1_j83tjzv wrote
Lets be constructive, here.
Destroying your own property, and destroying a loved, local landmark - 0 points.
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Letting the air out of the Asst. Zoning Inspectors tires when they're not looking - 1.5 points
Pouring sugar into their gas tank when they're not looking(hey, they're at a donut shop - they better have a sweet tooth) - 4 points.
Torching the Asst. Zoning Inspectors vehicle(only if it's an official vehicle, not personal) - 10 points (but only if at a safe distance from your donut shoppe - subtract 5 points if the blazing vehicle accidentally ignites said donut shoppe)
Drugging the Asst. Zoning Inspector, and take photos of them while in a semi-consensual act with one of the local moose population, and posting copies of the photos around town - 50 points
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Just a few ideas. Trying to be constructive, yeah. Anybody else with some good ideas?
PS: #RESIST!
cat-gun t1_j852pth wrote
If he's forced to change the mural, he should repaint the donuts as giant assholes, prominently labeled with the names of the officials who voted against his variance permit.
Glucose12 t1_j85m4ew wrote
No need to label them with the names of the officials. Everybody there will know who the particular assholes belong to, and there's no chance of counter harassment, libel, or whatever suits(?)
Implication can be more powerful than being explicit(?)
LacidOnex t1_j83u2x1 wrote
Let's just replace it wolfeboro pt2
I like wolfeboro. They should make a second one.
Impriel t1_j83v4bc wrote
I keep expecting someone in this thread to say - come on guys calm down.
Then I remember where I am and embrace my feelings of agreement that you should bully the government
Glucose12 t1_j83vb6a wrote
I think it's premature for him to create a franchise. He's probably spent a lot of his cash reserves on this fight.
Lets focus on crushing town Zoning Boards to a paste, one town at a time.
You don't want to make it too hard for the IJ.
LacidOnex t1_j83vqzo wrote
No no I mean the town. Just... Move a bunch of shit in that says "wolfeboro pt 2 public library" and "Wolfeboro Boogaloo Elementary". Tell the zoning dorks they have no authority here.
Everyone is so nice in wolfeboro.
Doug_Shoe t1_j840t0k wrote
I'll take Felonies for Rest of My Life in Prison, Alex.
Glucose12 t1_j841n3m wrote
:-D
Doug_Shoe t1_j843ekf wrote
i wouldn't joke about people lighting cars on fire. Someone is apt to do it.
Glucose12 t1_j8499l7 wrote
I kind of figured that the part about not lighting your own donut shoppe on fire, and the part about the moose was sufficient tip-off that this was only tongue-in-cheek.
Thanks for being the wet blanket.
Doug_Shoe t1_j84ao59 wrote
off the top of my head I can think of 2 people i know personally who went to prison for deliberately setting cars on fire. Also note the burned out cars in the woods around Rochester, Manchester and many etc.
Blame me. Maybe it's shell shock / exploding car shock
GreatGrandaddyPurp t1_j8gvukq wrote
Did both of them do it because they read a comment on the internet?
Doug_Shoe t1_j8ibcsy wrote
Are you leaving comments because you believe no one reads them or reacts to them in any way?
GreatGrandaddyPurp t1_j8j7558 wrote
If you really believe people are gonna read comments and do exactly what they say you should suck my dick.
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