Mount Banana Knock

Gosh, it’s gonna be great telling people I live in the banana knock region of NH….

Please do not mount or knock the bananas.

It's a hard knock life.

Tell us, do the folk there have banana phones?

I can’t wait for the Urban Dictionary entry for this

Back when people used separate GPS units, I had one that would pronounce Keene Ke'en'e.

Currently Google Maps likes to take one of the exits near my house and spell it out E-X-I-T.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana knock

Knock knock Whose there? Banana knock

Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana knock

We had one we took the the Big E one year. It pronounced Eastern States Exposition as "Eastern State Sex Position."

Anyone ever look at Martha's exchange's website url? https://www.marthas-exchange.com/

The dash, as it turns out, is very important.

Shit! We have a freeze warning tonight? I have 4 plants outside!

Lol

Yup. I've been harvesting veggies all day. Get those plants inside!

Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring....Banana phoooone

I've got my hunches!