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lMickNastyl t1_ivd8b3g wrote

I heard Democrats also want to turn your guns gay.

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vexingsilence t1_ivf50lb wrote

No, they want all semi-autos to identify as assault weapons. Same shit.

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lMickNastyl t1_ivfojzc wrote

Well I identify as burst fire because I'm attracted to both semi auto and full auto.

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pahnzoh t1_ivdcv59 wrote

If that was possible I wouldn't be surprised.

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lMickNastyl t1_ivddohb wrote

Oh it's true, the other day I was at my weekly illuminati meeting and we were discussing the best way to disarm the conservatives so we can usher in our NWO.

It was decided that using force was too risky, so the plan is to use chemicals and marketing to make firearms appear to be homosexual so that the conservatives disarm themselves.

Finally those pious defenders of American liberty will not be able to impede our plans of world domination any longer.

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pahnzoh t1_iveohs6 wrote

Don't tread on me with your army of gay frogs.

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