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Tickled_Pickler t1_izl455s wrote

Barf. Lets describe what this dude (obviously) looks like. I'll start. 50 years old. Goatee.

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[deleted] t1_izl4vcf wrote

5" 7" max. Shaved head.

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Pirate_Nurse15 t1_izl5ngh wrote

Wears exclusively torn blue jeans and either a Harley-Davidson shirt or one of those graphic Tees from the early 2000s. Doesn't actually own a Harley.

Don't forget the wallet chain.

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[deleted] t1_izl7j5e wrote

Owns a several Kangol caps and a fedora. Prefers the latter because it makes him look taller.

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Redsoxy77 t1_izla06c wrote

Faux tan, Jordans, pretends to always be on his cell

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