Submitted by reefer_roulette t3_zha23b in newhampshire
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OddWar6668 t1_izl3hji wrote
How to say you have a small penis without saying it out loud
Tickled_Pickler t1_izl455s wrote
Barf. Lets describe what this dude (obviously) looks like. I'll start. 50 years old. Goatee.
[deleted] t1_izl4vcf wrote
5" 7" max. Shaved head.
Pirate_Nurse15 t1_izl5ngh wrote
Wears exclusively torn blue jeans and either a Harley-Davidson shirt or one of those graphic Tees from the early 2000s. Doesn't actually own a Harley.
Don't forget the wallet chain.
derek_morin1 t1_izl715x wrote
I bet he wears Ed hardy, tap out, or affliction.
[deleted] t1_izl7j5e wrote
Owns a several Kangol caps and a fedora. Prefers the latter because it makes him look taller.
yeahimsadsowut t1_izl7z0n wrote
Welcome to mfin flavortown bitches
JacktheBoss_ t1_izl8ee8 wrote
Oh cool, a dude with a micro penis is here.
SarahSuckaDSanders t1_izl9414 wrote
This guy marches to the beat of his own drum and parks outside of the lines. He’s fearless™️.
Smirkly t1_izl9lmo wrote
I think he...or she did a great job of taking two spaces. Notice how that white line is exactly under the middle.
Redsoxy77 t1_izla06c wrote
Faux tan, Jordans, pretends to always be on his cell
Dave___Hester t1_izlb07e wrote
Micropenis.
OkBody2811 t1_izlb9xu wrote
And one of the spots is a curbside to go for the Subway in the store. Guaranteed he’s not waiting for a sub.
HowardNelsonJr t1_izlbpob wrote
Only thing missing is a giant chrome nutsack hanging from the back
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Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlek4h wrote
Obviously we all know this guy is annoying but it’s the most cocky liberal Massachusetts thing to just hate someone based on their appearance and to make assumptions about his body. I’d rather have a few beers in this guys garage then a goat cheese and beet salad with you guys. Did you ever think his car looks like this cause he likes it and or might be partially blind?
UniqueCartel t1_izlfsk8 wrote
Fuckin Tap Out! Given the “fearless” tag, they’re definitely all about tapout
Most_Expert_8080 t1_izlgmn4 wrote
You know it smell crazy in there
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exploremore617 t1_izlhjfx wrote
Mass is more liberal of a state than NH
quaffee t1_izlhmcj wrote
Now I want goat cheese and beet salad, that sounds fire.
exploremore617 t1_izlhp6g wrote
Your telling someone not to judge a book by its cover while judging a book by its cover…..
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underratedride t1_izlkx9d wrote
You posted a photo on reddit so you could judge someone’s automobile.
I’m sure you wouldn’t want to say that to the owner directly. Just online. Sad.
reddittheguy t1_izll38g wrote
If they're fearless how do they explain their fear of taking up just one parking spot?
Mommys_diamond_dick t1_izlla81 wrote
So tolerant
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlldxn wrote
You guys outed yourselves with your judgmental comments, people can judge words others write but to go off sole appearances is wack. Live free or die. It’s the same crowd that acts like a kid has a loud exhaust just to impress the crowds, he’s just having fun your not that important.
exploremore617 t1_izllhq0 wrote
Your the one being hypocritical 😂😂😂
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izllt9l wrote
I’m not saying he is or isn’t from a really lame suburb somewhere I’m just saying it’s not true NH style to just hate on how someone for how they present themselves like that. Imagine looking at someone’s artistic style be it shit or not and instantly start drawing conclusions about their body.
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlmpsr wrote
No if I wanted to play that game I would say something like I bet everyone gross enough to make a comment about his body most likely has a very disgusting body of their own. Don’t get mad that people judge you based off the words you speak that’s very different then the clothes you wear or the car you drive.
exploremore617 t1_izlmvki wrote
If I have to explain the hypocrisy in your comment you really are that stupid. Good luck!
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlnjhm wrote
You don’t know that this guy isn’t a genius with a huge dick just by looking at his car. I do know that your not just by reading your comments. Now do you see how words and possessions are different when it comes to judging a man?
exploremore617 t1_izlo5ux wrote
Lol your an idiot. Your judging people while telling people not to judge
tubemaster t1_izlone8 wrote
2 plates, 2 spots! /s
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlpe26 wrote
I would say repeating yourself three times with out articulating any meaningful statement would actually make you borderline insane.
PropheticToenails t1_izlpg9a wrote
No, they posted it on reddit so we can all judge this turd, too.
Azr431 t1_izlpj5d wrote
The goatee. Every time lol
underratedride t1_izlppb1 wrote
Perfect display of the hateful disgrace of a website Reddit is. You all claim to be the type of people you aren’t.
exploremore617 t1_izlpvsi wrote
You are judging people by state and political party while telling others not to judge. Please take a seat sir. You are trying to judge me off a public forum that is 70% trolling.
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pumpkinpatch1982 t1_izlq4k6 wrote
I feel bad for how much they're spending to gas that monstrosity.
PropheticToenails t1_izlqkdq wrote
I fully, openly and proudly embrace my penchant for judging double-parking, gas-hogging fevered-egos both online and in-person and have never claimed otherwise.
I would judge them in a box, I would judge them with a fox...
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlqnrv wrote
Right. I am. Based off the words that were spoken. While your making judgements based off appearances. Judgements are ok everyone makes them. It’s how you survive, but they way you form your judgements is what separates winners from losers and your way will always hold you back. Loser. I appreciate your attempt at articulating some point there but take some more time to think next time.
TheTowerBard t1_izlqsyn wrote
Straight to jail.
exploremore617 t1_izlqvkn wrote
Lol judging is judging stop trying to make excuses for your hypocrisy
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlrske wrote
Ok so if you didn’t like Kanye west because the way he dressed that = bad judge. If you don’t like Kanye west because he made a statement about liking hitler, that = good judge. Do you understand now how it’s possible to form an accurate and correct judgement, one that’s not solely based off appearance.
exploremore617 t1_izls1ye wrote
You are a a special kind of special.
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izlsb0q wrote
Oop once again a failure to form a valid argument
exploremore617 t1_izlsdjd wrote
shutup_you_dick t1_izltbop wrote
Looks like the T Bird near Papagallo's, doesn't it?!
Patient_Total7675 t1_izluvt1 wrote
Hummer h2 is just a Chevy Tahoe.
CheliceraeJones t1_izlvdma wrote
This is a physical representation of the statement "I am a huge cunt".
FuzzelFox t1_izlxccc wrote
Literally has none of the cool features of the original Hummer and is a hideous pile of shit too
ILikeCrabbyRobots t1_izlyyc5 wrote
Spoken like a beta.
TheTowerBard t1_izlzz91 wrote
I’m judging them so hard right now. This dude has no idea.
On a serious note, based on the guy’s handle, I’m guessing he has a similar ride and is feeling attacked.
TheTowerBard t1_izm0bga wrote
So fucking good. Toss some pine nuts on top of that shit too. Daaaaaaamn.
TheTowerBard t1_izm0l5d wrote
It’s Under Armor now. Unfortunately.
Searchlights t1_izm148x wrote
Douchemobile
Searchlights t1_izm167s wrote
Wrap around sunglasses
Empty-Hope1814 t1_izm18kf wrote
I knew you were fizzling out, maybe find a way to express what your feeling without using pictures. It would help you advance as a human being.
TestingForTwitter t1_izm2wp5 wrote
> You all claim to be the type of people you aren’t.
There are literally millions of people on this site.
WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS.
Virusing t1_izm6vwh wrote
exactly what i was thinking…
Substance_Suspicious t1_izm7wx1 wrote
Can tell he’s not from boston because I am and never in my life have I ever heard anyone ever say “wicked pissah”.
Ok_Low_1287 t1_izmckru wrote
Hey, that’s my car. Eat me, asswipes
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pumpkinpatch1982 t1_izmcv8p wrote
I drive an old ass Honda that's still good on gas with Shell fuel rewards I fill up every two weeks I'm getting like 35 to 50 cents off a gallon . I feel you though everything's gotten so God damn expensive I see a lot of people still driving trucks and I wonder how they can afford the gas..
Last-Instruction739 t1_izmeype wrote
Push it to the limit
massesRasses t1_izmhuto wrote
Have literally always said this. If you took everything that was cool about the original Humvee and removed it, that is exactly what these are. Removed all the ruggedness. Removed all of the off-road ability, but kept the horrible fuel mileage and ugliness, that is exactly what GM built. All form. No function. Literally the ultimate poser-mobile.
worldsfool t1_izmibnr wrote
How was your $5 foot long?
zeus6793 t1_izmjbfw wrote
Growing up in the 60s and 70s, in southeast MA, we said it, or a version of it, all the time.
Helio_Tropical t1_izmmqxc wrote
He’s Fearless y’all. Don’t tread on this man’s right to overcompensate with the Bro’s.
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Helio_Tropical t1_izmmzae wrote
Well thanks for sharing, it really added to the conversation. Do you encounter a lot of Unicycle related traffic incidents?
I assume you’re either from the past or a circus.
Helio_Tropical t1_izmn2qm wrote
That onion teriyaki life
Helio_Tropical t1_izmn5lr wrote
Never? Seriously you’re not doing Boston right. Go to Dorchester and give it 23 minutes.
Helio_Tropical t1_izmn80j wrote
I disagree. People who drive while getting Hummers are the worst drivers on the road.
Helio_Tropical t1_izmna3i wrote
“I am a huge cunt w/ a small dick”
Helio_Tropical t1_izmnay7 wrote
You take that back.
JayBisky t1_izmp3k9 wrote
Even Worse I’m from mass originally. Became more common every year
Helio_Tropical t1_izmpb92 wrote
Wow! I’ve heard of the Unicycle Street Gangs, didn’t realize it was so outta control.
JayBisky t1_izmpslh wrote
I can see your struggling for upvotes and karma I’ll give you a pity one so you don’t feel left out. Keep grinding bud
worldsfool t1_izmrh5m wrote
Italian BMT suckaw
Substance_Suspicious t1_izmuc90 wrote
“Doing” Boston. Tf does that mean. I grew up here. Also Dorchester lmao.
kyoto93 t1_izmw575 wrote
Found him
Reddoggfogg t1_izn0fa3 wrote
Wasn't just MA... Maniacs all over that
Jean-Paul_Sartre t1_izn6t02 wrote
Relevance?
CommunityGlittering2 t1_izn8ux1 wrote
new Hummer? they haven't made them since 2009
CommunityGlittering2 t1_izn8x46 wrote
Why block out the plate, it's out in public?
-Codfish_Joe t1_iznbuaw wrote
Man I wish I was too fat to fit into a single parking space.
-Codfish_Joe t1_iznbyrx wrote
That's the Free Staters' long game here. It's why they started harassing the parking enforcement people all those years ago.
widget_fucker t1_iznc023 wrote
White Conservatives skew a bit more gaudy/shallow than white liberals. I dont know it for a fact. But i know it its true…
widget_fucker t1_izncgze wrote
White Conservatives skew a bit more gaudy/shallow than white liberals. I dont know it for a fact…. But i know it its true…
warren_stupidity t1_iznfepn wrote
Once you’re a cunt your dick size is irrelevant.
skudak t1_iznglk6 wrote
r/nissandrivers would like a word
2_dam_hi t1_iznjjcm wrote
> Do you encounter a lot of Unicycle related traffic incidents?
Do you not?
TreePointOhhhhh t1_iznmf0r wrote
Usually I’d get annoyed by someone taking up two parking spots, but this could be a case of him cheating to the right to give the handicap spot more room. As for the mean girls comments about someone simply expressing themselves with choice in car and decals, I don’t get. Doesn’t seem like he’s hurting anyone in this pic or driving like a douche. Just seems like an eagerness to hate on someone...
reddittheguy t1_iznpf0b wrote
Don't ever feel bad for these idiots.
Reubachi t1_iznu0fu wrote
You seem to have a kinder disposition than most, I’ll give you that.
But I personally am an asshole have a hard rule about decals/bumper stickers. If a person wants me to know their opinion via their motor vehicle stickers, I have no desire to know that persons opinion.
Reubachi t1_iznucrm wrote
Fun, unrelated fact. I lived in Portland a few years ago, and outside the shaws one night I saw a man panhandling on a unicycle, playing accordion. It was very cold.
sheila9165milo t1_iznwen5 wrote
🤣🤣🤣 he probably thinks he is 🤣🤣🤣
Welcomefriends85 t1_iznxyyj wrote
The scariest part about this is you know he has a group of buddies who all think his “car” is badass
lizyouwerebeer t1_iznyglf wrote
Going by avatars alone, most of the mean comments are coming from boys and not girls.
sheila9165milo t1_iznznlo wrote
Then why come here and make these comments? No one made you read this or comment on it. Unless you came here to troll.
sheila9165milo t1_izo08pr wrote
Trump has entered the chat...
TreePointOhhhhh t1_izo1cml wrote
Looks like you’re right, most of them are from mean boys. Most men don’t really concern themselves with what other guys drive or how they dress.
hydroracer8B t1_izo4w28 wrote
Despite the "wicked pissah" fake plates, he's not with us (the massholes).
Nobody actually says wicked and pissah together
ProtectionKey5615 t1_izo4z09 wrote
Looks like a regular guy/gal from NH who made responsible decisions during their life to me?
Likes Harley’s (I hope they have 2!), drives a “truck” (small point deduction for a second class hummer) and understands the NH vernacular.
Also appears to be unafraid of what people think, another positive trait if your gonna make it in this world cause no one likes a winner.
IAmAnInnocentChild t1_izo8284 wrote
North Swanzey?
Upstairs_Ear5488 t1_izoehog wrote
They say you can smell images based on experience, and that picture smells like axe body spray
MeanAd3464 t1_izoxd1l wrote
What year was this photo taken…?!
iate3pepperoncini t1_izp16ew wrote
And spilled Monster energy drink
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Helio_Tropical t1_izp953w wrote
That was both fun and unrelated, thank you
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LBoogie5Bang t1_izpiliy wrote
Rs are for loosahs
DigTreasure t1_izsew21 wrote
Indeed. Rt12 tbird
derek_morin1 t1_izt5ry6 wrote
100% has a tribal tattoo
UniqueCartel t1_izy2und wrote
Did they drive that thing all way from 2004? Love the “wicked pissah” too. A bizarre attachment to a phrase that nobody has said since 1977.
Embarrassed-Bench392 t1_izl3d8k wrote
Can't park worth a shit.