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Wtfisgoinonhere t1_j01eacl wrote

Disappointed; was hoping to be gifted a black hawk

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SkipAd54321 t1_izzxvo0 wrote

It’s a modern movement. Many parents today hover very close all the time and don’t foster independence

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worstregards t1_j00cxw1 wrote

Think of the savings if those parents traded in their fancy helicopters for drones. Cost-effective and stealthy, what’s not to love?

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vangogh330 t1_j0326yp wrote

He said presents, like ho, ho, ho, and mistletoe and jingle bells.

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SkipAd54321 t1_j03o8pj wrote

Oh I misread. Helicopter parents or helicopter presents? I know what helicopter parents are but what are helicopter presents? Like gifts of toy helicopters? Maybe he mistyped “presents”. Doesn’t seem to make sense otherwise

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GreatGrandaddyPurp t1_j0095bm wrote

Russia just declared war on the US and is currently invading Hampton Beach. Didn't you hear the explosions?

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Snails2300 t1_j0byljw wrote

After watching this war in Ukraine unfold I am 100% not afraid of the Russians.

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akmjolnir t1_izzxrgj wrote

Would it shock you to hear that the country with the highest military budget in the history of the planet trains a lot?

FYI, it's spelled presence in this case.

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1WantT0Bel1eve t1_j01i7nn wrote

It's going down, they're coming for (insert whatever paranoid fantasy here).

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gvuio t1_j053xvr wrote

I’m sure it’s that crack WMUR news team searching out new stories to run 7 times per day.

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smartest_kobold t1_j017bxf wrote

The railroad workers may strike and the government is keeping the "Blair Mountain" option open.

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