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SomeSortofDisaster t1_j1dh0re wrote

I'm at work and on my 4th coffee. I'm the only person here, I have no meetings or work to do, and I'm paid salary. I have no idea why the hell I came in today.

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akmjolnir OP t1_j1dh8xx wrote

Go home?

You know what? I just made the executive decision for you; you're free to leave whenever you want. If managment or HR gives you a hard time, send them my way.

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[deleted] t1_j1drgwz wrote

I'm at work too. Alone. And the damn closet door in the owner's office is opening and closing by itself because I think the wind but I'm paranoid it's a ghost so solidarity brother.

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akmjolnir OP t1_j1dv2r8 wrote

Stay strapped or get (supernaturally) clapped.

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hardsoft t1_j1hqtsc wrote

I love those types of days.

Was walking around talking to myself (out loud) in the same situation yesterday until I realized... there was one other person in the office.

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