Feisty-Shopping6326 t1_j2uxv2k wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:56 AM

Bro paid for reddit💀

churoman101 t1_j2v02g7 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 3:13 AM

That’s quite the L

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9uy0 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:30 AM

Yes. L is for Love of airsoft and cammo!

churoman101 t1_j2w8jnw wrote on January 4, 2023 at 11:14 AM

There’s nothing wrong for liking airsoft, it’s a fun thing to do with friends

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9t60 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:30 AM

I didn’t pay. My Aunt got a Reddit gift card from Shaws for me!

chi_rho_ t1_j2xcaai wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Stop your making this worse for yourself lol

asmithey t1_j2utrrf wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:26 AM

Is that the guy that played the bad-guy sellout programmer in Jurassic Park?

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v8b7u wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:17 AM

No, it’s Newman from Seinfeld.

nobletrout0 t1_j2xrqqm wrote on January 4, 2023 at 6:16 PM

No, it’s officer don from 3rd rock from the sun

Polimber t1_j2ust1r wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:19 AM

Except buy weed. Oh and mushrooms.

Nix-7c0 t1_j2xgige wrote on January 4, 2023 at 5:07 PM

Some freedoms may not apply

-cochise t1_j2zkjvy wrote on January 5, 2023 at 1:03 AM

It’s not even fun anymore when it’s legal.

Polimber t1_j307hac wrote on January 5, 2023 at 3:45 AM

Hahaha, true

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v92f8 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:24 AM

We have plenty of weeds in the yard. Mom makes me pull them. I like the mushrooms with the red tops!

[deleted] t1_j2usvou wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:20 AM

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BaronvonBrick t1_j2uu15s wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:28 AM

Thanks man

[deleted] t1_j2v8g4c wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:19 AM

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oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9o6j wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:29 AM

I agree with skiing is garbage. Same as last year. Basically I snowboard to get through the winter.
You want weekly shitposts? Your comment is how we get weekly shitposts.

[deleted] t1_j2vcfww wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:52 AM

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donkeyduplex t1_j2wjavy wrote on January 4, 2023 at 1:09 PM

It's weird tho, I think Crotched has more trails open than this time last year, but they have zero snow on unopened trails.

ThePresidentsHouse t1_j2xb4x2 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:33 PM

I've only gone Crotched once this year so far but yeah they only got trails with snowmaking on them open rn. Pats hasn't been bad just really Slushy in some spots.

farts_in_the_breeze t1_j2vz1ci wrote on January 4, 2023 at 9:08 AM

I wanna see him do the two mile run.

Thotsnpears t1_j2wdyrs wrote on January 4, 2023 at 12:16 PM

I just wanna see him get 800feet in full gear with a ruck.

farts_in_the_breeze t1_j2wk5qa wrote on January 4, 2023 at 1:17 PM

We'll meet in the middle for with one sit up.

Centurion_Zen t1_j2xeflh wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:54 PM

"If you're not living free, we will kill you!"

CheliceraeJones t1_j2uzyag wrote on January 4, 2023 at 3:12 AM

Is that a fucking SAW

I would love to see this motherfucker try to run with it. At least the rest of the squad could get behind him for cover.

LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque t1_j2v3wvl wrote on January 4, 2023 at 3:42 AM

No need to run when you've got a SAW. Just fuckin spray-n-pray, brah.

royalPanic t1_j2vdijs wrote on January 4, 2023 at 5:02 AM

A SAW, boonie, and nothing but the most effective camouflage the army has ever offered.

CheliceraeJones t1_j2wrqzx wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:20 PM

They introduced multicam right after I got out and it makes me seethe even to this day.

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v8ou6 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:21 AM

I don’t think it’s a saw. It wouldn’t really cut down a tree. It’s an airsoft my Nana got me.

akmjolnir t1_j2wv0e8 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:44 PM

Fat is a terrible bullet-stop.

CheliceraeJones t1_j2wv5io wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:45 PM

Well concealment at least

akmjolnir t1_j2wwb21 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:53 PM

Not in ACU/Smurf camo. That stuff sucked.

All my Army buddies were super jelly of my MARPAT choices.

reddittheguy t1_j2v8h6i wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:19 AM

I can't tell if its a bonbon gauge or a malt ball gauge.

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9c2u wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:26 AM

I call it “The Protein Injection”!

buckao t1_j2vgh2r wrote on January 4, 2023 at 5:30 AM

Sally, he popped shortly after this photo was taken.

Apprehensive_Sir2022 t1_j2xny37 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 5:53 PM

No "tactical" knife he will live.

troypatriot t1_j35s26f wrote on January 6, 2023 at 5:42 AM

That looks like an M249 SAW. I carried one in 2nd Ranger Battalion with 8 200 round plastic drums of ammo in my ruck. This guy don’t look like he could carry the gun and ammo for it 100 yards, never mind water and gear lol.

donkeyduplex t1_j2wjiae wrote on January 4, 2023 at 1:11 PM

Can OP confirm he is the subject of this picture?

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2wlpuy wrote on January 4, 2023 at 1:31 PM

Can confirm that this is only a shitpost and not OP. Or maybe…………

hydrazi t1_j2x66od wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:01 PM

So is this just a picture of a fat guy in camo with a SAW? Or is this a SPECIFIC fat guy in camo with a SAW?

oldmanshiba OP t1_j2x7beg wrote on January 4, 2023 at 4:08 PM

Specifically he is a member of the Chicken Parmy Rangers. Callsign Extra Cheese.

TaloSi_MCX-E t1_j2wenl9 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 12:24 PM

Honestly hate our states moto. Just dumb imo. Reminds me of anti vaxxers however: they couldn’t live “free”, so they choose to die.

akmjolnir t1_j2wv5b6 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 2:45 PM

Don't let little things live rent-free in your head. It might be goofy and outdated, but it's miles ahead of most other state mottos.

hydrazi t1_j2x5ysy wrote on January 4, 2023 at 3:59 PM

Maybe you hate it because you live now, and not when it was created.

phantompenis2 t1_j2wkzqf wrote on January 4, 2023 at 1:25 PM

yeah they're all dead. every last one of them. good riddance imo

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