Submitted by oldmanshiba t3_102r1x2 in newhampshire
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[deleted] t1_j2usvou wrote
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asmithey t1_j2utrrf wrote
Is that the guy that played the bad-guy sellout programmer in Jurassic Park?
BaronvonBrick t1_j2uu15s wrote
Thanks man
Feisty-Shopping6326 t1_j2uxv2k wrote
Bro paid for reddit💀
CheliceraeJones t1_j2uzyag wrote
Is that a fucking SAW
I would love to see this motherfucker try to run with it. At least the rest of the squad could get behind him for cover.
churoman101 t1_j2v02g7 wrote
That’s quite the L
LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque t1_j2v3wvl wrote
No need to run when you've got a SAW. Just fuckin spray-n-pray, brah.
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v8b7u wrote
No, it’s Newman from Seinfeld.
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reddittheguy t1_j2v8h6i wrote
I can't tell if its a bonbon gauge or a malt ball gauge.
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v8ou6 wrote
I don’t think it’s a saw. It wouldn’t really cut down a tree. It’s an airsoft my Nana got me.
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v92f8 wrote
We have plenty of weeds in the yard. Mom makes me pull them. I like the mushrooms with the red tops!
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9c2u wrote
I call it “The Protein Injection”!
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9o6j wrote
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I agree with skiing is garbage. Same as last year. Basically I snowboard to get through the winter.
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You want weekly shitposts? Your comment is how we get weekly shitposts.
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9t60 wrote
I didn’t pay. My Aunt got a Reddit gift card from Shaws for me!
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2v9uy0 wrote
Yes. L is for Love of airsoft and cammo!
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royalPanic t1_j2vdijs wrote
A SAW, boonie, and nothing but the most effective camouflage the army has ever offered.
buckao t1_j2vgh2r wrote
Sally, he popped shortly after this photo was taken.
farts_in_the_breeze t1_j2vz1ci wrote
I wanna see him do the two mile run.
churoman101 t1_j2w8jnw wrote
There’s nothing wrong for liking airsoft, it’s a fun thing to do with friends
Thotsnpears t1_j2wdyrs wrote
I just wanna see him get 800feet in full gear with a ruck.
TaloSi_MCX-E t1_j2wenl9 wrote
Honestly hate our states moto. Just dumb imo. Reminds me of anti vaxxers however: they couldn’t live “free”, so they choose to die.
donkeyduplex t1_j2wjavy wrote
It's weird tho, I think Crotched has more trails open than this time last year, but they have zero snow on unopened trails.
donkeyduplex t1_j2wjiae wrote
Can OP confirm he is the subject of this picture?
farts_in_the_breeze t1_j2wk5qa wrote
We'll meet in the middle for with one sit up.
phantompenis2 t1_j2wkzqf wrote
yeah they're all dead. every last one of them. good riddance imo
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2wlpuy wrote
Can confirm that this is only a shitpost and not OP. Or maybe…………
CheliceraeJones t1_j2wrqzx wrote
They introduced multicam right after I got out and it makes me seethe even to this day.
akmjolnir t1_j2wv0e8 wrote
Fat is a terrible bullet-stop.
akmjolnir t1_j2wv5b6 wrote
Don't let little things live rent-free in your head. It might be goofy and outdated, but it's miles ahead of most other state mottos.
CheliceraeJones t1_j2wv5io wrote
Well concealment at least
akmjolnir t1_j2wwb21 wrote
Not in ACU/Smurf camo. That stuff sucked.
All my Army buddies were super jelly of my MARPAT choices.
hydrazi t1_j2x5ysy wrote
Maybe you hate it because you live now, and not when it was created.
hydrazi t1_j2x66od wrote
So is this just a picture of a fat guy in camo with a SAW? Or is this a SPECIFIC fat guy in camo with a SAW?
oldmanshiba OP t1_j2x7beg wrote
Specifically he is a member of the Chicken Parmy Rangers. Callsign Extra Cheese.
ThePresidentsHouse t1_j2xb4x2 wrote
I've only gone Crotched once this year so far but yeah they only got trails with snowmaking on them open rn. Pats hasn't been bad just really Slushy in some spots.
chi_rho_ t1_j2xcaai wrote
Stop your making this worse for yourself lol
Centurion_Zen t1_j2xeflh wrote
"If you're not living free, we will kill you!"
Nix-7c0 t1_j2xgige wrote
- Some freedoms may not apply
Apprehensive_Sir2022 t1_j2xny37 wrote
No "tactical" knife he will live.
nobletrout0 t1_j2xrqqm wrote
No, it’s officer don from 3rd rock from the sun
-cochise t1_j2zkjvy wrote
It’s not even fun anymore when it’s legal.
Polimber t1_j307hac wrote
Hahaha, true
troypatriot t1_j35s26f wrote
That looks like an M249 SAW. I carried one in 2nd Ranger Battalion with 8 200 round plastic drums of ammo in my ruck. This guy don’t look like he could carry the gun and ammo for it 100 yards, never mind water and gear lol.
Polimber t1_j2ust1r wrote
Except buy weed. Oh and mushrooms.