Submitted by reddittheguy t3_10nv6rt in newhampshire
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occasional_cynic t1_j6bb8qt wrote
Five people in one day on the job? Wow.
xwalk t1_j6bbfh6 wrote
Hilarious pun title
smartest_kobold t1_j6bcpvr wrote
Boo that headline.
reddittheguy OP t1_j6bfqhq wrote
It gives you a very clear description of what actually happened unlike the very vague vnews title.
JackWWalsh t1_j6bswad wrote
Five?! First day?!
First day out of jail/state hospital?
First day in the country?
First day trying cocaine?
jakobiano t1_j6cdlvw wrote
Curious what job the gooser was hired to do.
Jazz_horse t1_j6cr4z2 wrote
Not what he spent the day doing I'll tell you what
ajsinaz t1_j6d0itr wrote
I was a little confused. I thought maybe his job was to chase geese off campus.
reddittheguy OP t1_j6d6nub wrote
For all we know, it was.
turtles_allthewaydow t1_j6dosr6 wrote
Prolific gooser would be a great name for a band
AnythingToAvoidWork t1_j6fv9iq wrote
I know it's serious and all that but I can't help but imagining someone like crouch running up behind someone and honking someone's butt and it makes me laugh
RoadAdventures t1_j6i3hq9 wrote
To be fair, it is a very well written title - brief, factual, funny...
Much appreciated.
DeerFlyHater t1_j6b1ywa wrote
Good firing.
Waiting for the arrest and charges.