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Some-Imagination9782 t1_j8kuh4g wrote

I don’t want to get stabbed while shopping

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WhoDatDatDidDat t1_j8kwj76 wrote

Where’s your sense of adventure? There aren’t many places left to go for a good down-home stabbin’ these days. Now if you had said “I don’t want to pay to park and then get stabbed” I would totally get that.

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DeaddyRuxpin t1_j8kyaj2 wrote

Paying for parking is how you know you are getting a quality stabbing. No one wants the low rent district free street parking stabbing.

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WhoDatDatDidDat t1_j8kyo7e wrote

Good point. Last time I got stabbed there, they took my shoes, too.

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jawnbaejaeger t1_j8lwixn wrote

Look, if I'm going to get stabbed, I want it to be by someone who bothered to bring a good fucking knife after we've both paid for parking.

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