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NetPhantom t1_j7bv1d9 wrote

Counterpoint: You want a mullet rock a mullet.

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Sirkitbreak99 t1_j7c6dbc wrote

Seriously it's 2023, you do you mullet people.

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New_Stats t1_j7dcang wrote

Seriously it's 2023 stop repeating mistakes made in the past

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Sirkitbreak99 t1_j7di6pc wrote

There are no mistakes in style and art. It's all subjective. However the same could not be said about your conception.

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New_Stats t1_j7ff82p wrote

>There are no mistakes in style

Of course there is

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katsock t1_j7dmrb7 wrote

Idk your first post was nine hours ago and here you are, eight hours later, making the same mistake.

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ToastedSimian t1_j7eff2g wrote

Pretty fucking judgey. You are not my New Jersey.

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New_Stats t1_j7fepwq wrote

Idk where you grew up but saying mullets are awful has been something that's happened in NJ for decades

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ToastedSimian t1_j7ff1sv wrote

I grew up here, and you're correct - judgey assholes have been here for decades.

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New_Stats t1_j7ffaxf wrote

It's what makes this state great :)

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ToastedSimian t1_j7ffq4o wrote

Nah. The people I love in this state are the ones who say fuck it, do what you want as long as it doesn't effect me. Live your life, and stop worrying what other people decide to look like. Shallow and judgemental looks worse than any mullet. Enjoy your Monday.

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New_Stats t1_j7fmjkw wrote

Dude, you lied about what NJ was like, to make yourself feel morally superior and when I pointed out how that just wasn't true you shifted to another talking point to make yourself feel morally superior.

And now you're trying to say that you like people who aren't judgy after being ridiculously judgy.

If you want to be around people who don't mock horrible fashion choices perhaps you'd feel more at home in Tennessee or something

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ToastedSimian t1_j7g7k4u wrote

I'm not really sure who you surround yourself with, but the people I've grown up with in NJ don't generally go on Reddit just to mock someone's style choices. I don't feel morally superior, I'm just not going to make a post that tells people what they should look like. I feel that's a shallow behavior and not representative of an entire state. But you're right. If that's the behavior you want to be part of, I shouldn't judge - you go be you

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New_Stats t1_j7gpy6z wrote

really. You've never heard anyone comment a negative opinion about a trend, ever. That's unbelievable, in the "I do not believe you" sense, not the "That's impressive" sense of the term

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HydratedMemes t1_j7bid5l wrote

People get haircuts because they like the haircut. People don’t get haircuts for your enjoyment.

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hipsteradonis t1_j7dny2t wrote

Mullets are cool again grandpa.

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New_Stats t1_j7ff1vv wrote

They were never cool to begin with, and anyone who gets one will be haunted forever by the pics of them with a mullet. In ten years mullet havers today will still be mocked and rightly so

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AnnaFlaxxis t1_j7dxw0o wrote

How dare people get haircuts you don't like!!!

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2017Recon t1_j7bifdz wrote

My daughters 17 year old boy friend has a mullet, can you help her with your mental health services or only him?

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New_Stats t1_j7bj3d7 wrote

I wish I could help her but I don't know how to make teenagers understand me. "YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ???" doesn't seem to work very well for some strange reason.

Maybe get her eyes checked, it could be an issue easily corrected with glasses.

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6Emptybottles t1_j7blhzn wrote

I know for a fact from a friend who works in a salon she said the mullet is making a comeback with teenagers! Tik Tok influencers are why we can't have nice things :-)

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ThatsRobToYou t1_j7dtaf4 wrote

You know what? I'm just gonna wear my mullet harder now! To the Wawa!

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RandomThrowaway5959 t1_j7d587a wrote

I see TONS of mullets in Southern Bergen County these days

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PezXCore t1_j7cuevl wrote

What kind of haircut did you have in your early 20s?

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Larrygiggles t1_j7edtrm wrote

Gentlemen of NJ, let me tell you that mullets are just fine and you look great.

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CopperPeak1978 t1_j7fyaw8 wrote

I point the blame at Patrick Mahomes. He sparked this Modern Mullet craze and it entered a grey area where some people got confused and thought full blownsies were back in biz.

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TriggerTough t1_j7d8cya wrote

So you're saying there's going to be no second date?

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UFumbDuckGaming t1_j7djmkq wrote

All I see are the broccoli hair cuts these days.

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Some-Imagination9782 t1_j7eblry wrote

Thank for your service and trying to keep NJ mullet free

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tenPUNded t1_j7f7ndw wrote

Is this the new Stomp It Out campaign while the lanternflies are gone/hibernating (or whatever it’s called when we don’t see them because it’s cold)

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New_Stats t1_j7few4o wrote

I'm just trying to keep young men from looking like they're sad 37 year olds who hasn't had sex since his now ex wife caught him in bed with a legal teenager, doesn't know how to cook and can barely take care of himself without her

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kiLLxander t1_j7evv56 wrote

Business in the front, party in the back. Doesn’t get better than that.

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Groovydogg t1_j7fjxnr wrote

When you pronounce it as a French word ("moo lay") its much more tolerable.

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farfacogin t1_j7fomb8 wrote

Maybe there a monthly calendar mullet model?

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scaryclown148 t1_j7j6dbl wrote

I’m in the process of growing it out now and it will be glorious

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New_Stats t1_j7k8y6z wrote

Ok but it's ONLY going to look good on you, and no one else

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vsadiwbeck t1_j7s9mgf wrote

I live in Sussex County, and they’re EVERYWHERE. I see them all the time especially at kids sports games!

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CMDR_Kantaris t1_j7dlqqk wrote

Must be looking in Monmouth county or further south

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cerialthriller t1_j7egsp4 wrote

I rocked a mullet for all of 2021 and it was fuckin awesome

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Trauma_54 t1_j7f49c4 wrote

No mullet? 😢👉👈

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matt151617 t1_j7bl3g0 wrote

That is definitely nothing you'll see in the north Jersey/populated area. 100% a relic of south Jersey/rural farmland.

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PezXCore t1_j7cua1k wrote

Mullets are in now, y’all are clearly too old to be commenting on young peoples trends now. Let kids be kids.

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New_Stats t1_j7dcjwd wrote

They will never ever look good on anyone. I will try to prevent kids from making mistakes.

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PezXCore t1_j7dd2yp wrote

You could just let people dress or look how they want. It’s way less creepy.

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New_Stats t1_j7ddx5s wrote

Saying mullets are usually ugly is creepy. That's pretty funny

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PezXCore t1_j7djdm7 wrote

Commenting on people’s appearances is creepy, my friend.

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New_Stats t1_j7ff6a7 wrote

Saying a style of haircut is bad isn't creepy at all, you're just upset that I'm calling out an ugly haircut

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reeny706 t1_j7bxrfs wrote

I wish. The trend is returning. My daughter wants a longer shaggier mullet.

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