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rockmasterflex t1_itsdcc6 wrote
Three cheers this year, the Hess truck’s here!
Actually do they even do Hess trucks anymore?
tashabunn t1_itsw8ko wrote
You’ll be pleased to know my mom still buys them every single year for her children (30s).
Why?! For what purpose are we collecting mass produced boxed Hess trucks that no one plays with?!
PawneeGoddess20 t1_itt0j7e wrote
My 4 year old son is now the king of the Hess trucks thanks to my 30 year old brothers collection at my moms house. Nana was playing the long game haha
AspectDisco22 t1_itu0ugq wrote
Same here. The box of old Hess trucks always gets played with.
GiftfromtheNine t1_itsjh6r wrote
They sure do
mognats t1_ittbv7v wrote
Yep. Get em for my cousins kids. Family tradition since my grandfather's time.
smokesumfent t1_itucovb wrote
Why are you guys shilling for Hess? More importantly though, where can I apply?
rockmasterflex t1_itunec6 wrote
I think it was more an experience in shared pain.
A_Deku_Stick t1_itsyi8w wrote
I prefer the creosote sweeping log or the ove glove ads.
Big_Dinner3636 t1_itthv8e wrote
"HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"
"HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"
"HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"
mklinger23 t1_ituu5s1 wrote
HESS TRUCKS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! 🎶
campppp t1_itsdfkg wrote
It's getting to the point where I might even welcome hearing "1-877- kars4kids"....
Saint_Buttcheeks t1_itsgr5a wrote
Whoa. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
Catvros t1_ittar35 wrote
Sonofa
Fiedy88 t1_itv16oj wrote
The official song of The Bad Place…https://youtu.be/iDjX4-LKqCA
WhichSpirit t1_itug687 wrote
k-a-r-s cars for kids! Donate your car today!
hoofglormuss t1_ittib3l wrote
👴🙎
dividedblu t1_itsk9ec wrote
So over the PA ones for the state election that doesn’t apply to me.
Jen_the_Green t1_itsqvea wrote
Yes! I'm so tired of all the PA ads. They're just awful and we can't even vote in those elections.
BoardwalkKnitter t1_itt5ngy wrote
YouTube must think I live in Philly because those are all the ads they show me. I feel for the people with actual TV who can't skip them.
iamstrugglin t1_ittzzw0 wrote
We probably get them because Oz is from NJ 🙄
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iamstrugglin t1_itvevwm wrote
I don't 😕 what's the relevance?
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iamstrugglin t1_itvip3u wrote
Oh, gotcha. You're comparing the ads. Yeah it's strange how the ads get intermingled I guess it's to shore up the commuters vote?
DerSturmbannfuror t1_itvt6xu wrote
That was a joke, my good sir
DerSturmbannfuror t1_itvt59p wrote
🤣🤣🤣
BYNX0 t1_its9fo3 wrote
IMO political ads shouldn’t be allowed
Regayov t1_itsase8 wrote
Political ads not from the campaign itself should be banned. These fly by night Committees backed by other committees and shell organizations are despicable.
BYNX0 t1_itsbpml wrote
Very true. The way these politicians funnel money through committees and other companies is crazy. The constant political signs every half a foot for miles also needs to end
Regayov t1_itsbxbs wrote
> The way these politicians funnel money through committees and other companies is crazy.
Don’t forget foreign governments..
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Senior-Sharpie t1_itstfbv wrote
Political ads should be limited to statements of what the candidate in a particular ad intends to do if they are elected. Each candidate running for office should be given a set amount of money and not allowed to add donor money or personal money. This would level the playing field and prevent candidates from buying elections ala Bloomberg. Attack ads should be banned and a candidate who is elected to office should be held to account before being able to run for re election as to their performance versus the promises/claims that were made in the prior campaign.
Darko33 t1_ituvyzi wrote
Any such regulation would be instantly cut down on First Amendment grounds though
Thanks Citizens United, very cool
raindropdroptopz t1_itvqnnp wrote
I like this idea but I don’t want to pay for every person that wants to run ever, especially if they had no chance of winning anyway. I think there should be a limit to how much you’re allowed to raise and no contributing yourself and if people like your policies they can donate and if not well you probably didn’t have much of a chance to win anyway.
Senior-Sharpie t1_itwavo2 wrote
Not everyone who wants to run, only those who get the appropriate number of signatures on the petition and comply with all other criteria in order to be a legitimate candidate.
bigwigmike t1_itsipmb wrote
I hate that I’m constantly hearing ones for PA. I’m Deep South jersey I don’t care
storm2k t1_itt0wuc wrote
in two more weeks we'll get our 9 month respite from them. then we get the statehouse election ones starting up, then a respite, then the shitshow that will be 2024.
l1vefrom215 t1_itslv9x wrote
I haven’t heard or viewed a single ad. I only steam stuff and listen to podcasts/music. I havent watched an ad In Years in fact. It’s glorious.
AsBadAsAWetShit t1_itsmvj1 wrote
Neat
bzr t1_itt6osv wrote
Same. I have YouTube TV and dumped cable years ago. Surprised so many still haven’t.
aperturetechnology t1_ittkdcs wrote
Hulu is the absolute worst with their political ads. It's to the point where this month is absolutely worth paying extra for Ad free.
MightyBigMinus t1_itukkfx wrote
ads are a tax on the poor and old-fashioned* now
*people who watch network tv
l1vefrom215 t1_itumhpy wrote
I’ve just never understood people willingness to have a third of their tv viewing time sucked into commercials. Before streaming, even before TiVo, I used to program my vcr to tape all my shows and sports games. I used to love starting a football game like an hour late and speeding through the commercials to finish watching as the game ended. This isn’t new tech people. Screw these ad men/women.
moudine t1_itugwwy wrote
ABC7 is UNWATCHABLE. I just wanna watch Jeopardy, not hear about NY's problems
bros402 t1_ituslu5 wrote
i pause Jeopardy for 10 minutes at the start and then just watch it most of the way through
Darko33 t1_ituw1nd wrote
NAILED Final Jeopardy last night, hell yeah
ferocious_coug t1_itvusao wrote
But how else will I learn about Lee Zeldin?
vakr001 t1_itslhkr wrote
At least we don't live in Wisconsin...where bikers make horrible ads.
flyingcircusdog t1_itt7j0f wrote
This year's Hess truck: political tour bus.
NatAttack50932 t1_ittd27h wrote
The only thing that grinds me more than the political ads is the camp lejeune one
psuedonymously t1_itujym3 wrote
I was unaware that my country had become a crime-ridden hellscape until I stopped skipping past tv commercials.
Ok_Raisin_8796 t1_itus54x wrote
the vast majority of it is just fear-mongering to scare the shit out of you and usually overblown
Hagar_the_pretty_bad t1_itsqigl wrote
(To the tune of the Hess truck song) Election time is here and it's worse than ever. Vote independent this year they don't monger fear.
yankeeblue42 t1_itsrmjx wrote
This is the hero that we deserve
aperturetechnology t1_ittk885 wrote
Can we also get rid of the political signs that litter our streets at the most beautiful time of the year?
Ok_Raisin_8796 t1_iturgnb wrote
I was in suburban PA last week and there were like at least 4 signs on every corner. Who tf has the time to put these up??? There’s not even a sidewalk??????
misterpickles69 t1_ituc022 wrote
Did you KNOW a MAN in VEGAS STABBED PEOPLE?!?!?
All I want to respond with is every school shooting from the last year.
trekologer t1_itul8xz wrote
That's got to be the weirdest ad I think I've ever seen. The whole picture on the stock footage clips they used is blurred out. Big "don't sue us!" energy.
Ok_Raisin_8796 t1_itur60n wrote
Did you know that people commit CRIMES??? 😱😱😱😱
completely unrelated statement about a political party
citizens for sanity 🤬🤬🤬
mapoftasmania t1_ituh368 wrote
The NY Governor ones are the worst. And Lee Zeldin’s lies about crime “skyrocketing” (it hasn’t, still historically low) are actually having an impact. If that Trumper wins the Governorship I’m gonna puke.
Kat_ri t1_itt3xhy wrote
We should be able to vote in American Idol style to disable them.
NJ_Mets_Fan t1_ittphro wrote
..I like the hess truck ads 😳😰
elmwoodblues t1_ituxu79 wrote
I'd take either over wannabe Johnny Cash singing 'Kars4Kids'.
'Big Lou: he's on meds, too!' is my current fave
ferocious_coug t1_itvuliy wrote
Political ads or Kars 4 Kids?
TheMaroonAxeman t1_itta10m wrote
Woooooow i havent had cable in years so the Hess Truck commercials were locked away in a spot in my mind id never recovered until now. Woooow lol
Weird-Appointment-53 t1_ituam8y wrote
100000%. The way some of these news talk and the words they use to manipulate. Hate it. On the other hand, The last Hess truck came with a nice JET that comes out the trucks trailer. My nephew LOVED IT.
benji0512 t1_itusy07 wrote
I keep forgetting radio exists. You guys don't have spotify or pandora on your phone?
greensocks77 OP t1_iuee6vc wrote
Television. At least my original complaint was for tv
lilbunjk t1_itv23ey wrote
Every tv at the gym was playing political ads yesterday. NJ ones, as well as PA and NY.
not_REAL_Kanye_West t1_itv9myp wrote
It's getting ridiculous, I've gotten two text this week from someone bashing democrats and asking if I'll vote republican. I already hate the two party system but nothing makes me want to not vote for your brainwashed party more than a text message about the other political party.
tickdickler t1_itvfy8r wrote
ANDY KIM WILL SHOOT HEROIN INTO YOU WHEN HE MAKES YOUR STREET A INJECTION SITE.
I can't remember the ad in full but it really sounded like that.
DinnerDiva61 t1_itworru wrote
I’m so sick of both sides telling you the candidate is “too extreme” for NJ! What is too extreme?? Yikes. Anyone who wants to make actual change?? Who believes in abortion rights?? Give me a break. I’m in the same camp - I want the ads to 🛑.
FitSwimmer3 t1_itt0w8u wrote
How about read or listen to a book?
garbagiodagr8 t1_ittnjhn wrote
Books are too political too
KakAlakin t1_itsbn0j wrote
But is the Hess truck back and better than ever?