Theres a swordfish head on the loose at Shoprite…Submitted by FineDrapery t3_ybumpa in newjersey
FineDrapery OP t1_itirdr9 wrote
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I foolishly didn’t ask the employee if it was on sale. I’m not a fishmonger but I’m pretty sure the biggest use for fish heads is using them to make stews/soups. Given that this is probably a bit too big to fit in any reasonably sized pot, can’t imagine what it’s use would be. If I were more talented, I would take it home and forge a bone sword that I’d use to mow down Pennsylvanians that like to make fun of us.
Anonymous_Hazard t1_itivta5 wrote
Swordfish egg and cheese SPK
DreamsAndSchemes t1_itj9fmv wrote
In north Jersey it’s called Taylor Fish
ericm01010000 t1_itjhio2 wrote
Fishroll!
pork_roll t1_itjxtjy wrote
Here we go again 🙄
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911822 t1_itix8j2 wrote
Us Pennsylvanians aren’t scared. The weapon you’d make probably wouldn’t be legal in NJ anyway.
FineDrapery OP t1_itiyohm wrote
Haha. Maybe your Philadelphians would show courage, but I doubt the rest of you would on account that you all have to come to the Jersey shore just to see what an ocean is, so I doubt half of you even know what a fish looks like let alone one with a damn sword built into it. I see your Pennsylvania Walmarts with assault rifles and crossbows, and raise our New Jersey ShopRite Swordfish in response.
Breakdawall t1_itj1qom wrote
wont stop us crazier new jerseyians
megandr t1_itj2da6 wrote
It's going to be a perfectly legal "other".
Megalodon_91 t1_itjs8l0 wrote
Don't now us all down. Nj end game is moving to pa.
hayabusa160 t1_itkug2e wrote
you chop it up and make a soup or just eat it grilled or fried
tippinfedora t1_itlwnka wrote
Swordfish stew, better known as Mercury Stew!
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