These guys named their creation the "Basic Bitch pizza".

For that alone. I am inclined to give it 5 out of 5 pepperoni.

Put your yoga pants on, and your Etsy jewels, and let's get a Basic Bitch pie, followed by a Fat Bitch at the Rutgers grease trucks, and we'll have an epic bitchin' time. Then tomorrow, we can work it off on the Peloton and go back to the OMAD, IF, or the keto lifestyle...pork roll and parmesan chaffles only for the rest of the month.