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Hirutenko t1_iu6nnq0 wrote

We communist now?

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New_Stats t1_iu8o9at wrote

Yes. We're just really busy arguing about the name of a processed pork product, so we haven't had time to start a class war yet. We'll get around to it, as soon as we figure out the name (it's pork roll) and then we gotta figure out the boundaries of central Jersey. Then the class war.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu8u1z4 wrote

It's taylor ham.

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Slagathor0 t1_iu9apqw wrote

We have to move past this so we can fight the commies.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9au0m wrote

As soon as pople accept the meat as taylor ham, we can.

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Slagathor0 t1_iu9basg wrote

Maybe we can have the pork roll/ Taylor ham skirmish before the war to end communism.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9besf wrote

Okay. Works for me.

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Slagathor0 t1_iu9bnfc wrote

I'll see you on the battlefield you Taylor ham eating commie!

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9bvc3 wrote

You sure will. I'll be the one firing on your pork roll until you submit!

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AnNJgal t1_iu9emdr wrote

Pork Roll is the product, Taylor Ham is a brand of said product.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9es61 wrote

We're trying to have a war here. Keep logic out of it.

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Tatunkawitco t1_iu8y7r6 wrote

If we don’t see trump as Gawd, don’t hate foreigners, and don’t see unbridled, unregulated capitalism as the road to nirvana, we must be commies.

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Muss4TheRestOfUs t1_iu8pwv8 wrote

I better start stocking up toilet paper. I hear that it’s hard to come by during pandemics and communism.

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meatball402 t1_iu95pcq wrote

Anything that is more humane than "hunt the homeless for sport" is communist these days.

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YamiNoSenshi t1_iu9e04o wrote

Yeah, the government took over all means of production last night. Any remaining independently owned businesses are merely an illusion.

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genius96 t1_iub0h1q wrote

We don't cut taxes to the bone and then spend the rest of the money brutalizing poor and minority communities (we do the latter plenty, but we do other things)

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