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wessty1984 t1_iu6ob81 wrote

One of those pesky communist states that gives more money to the Federal Government than it receives.

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Hirutenko t1_iuaclnb wrote

For real I feel like we make wayy to much to be called communist. I just thought we were assholes is all.

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Hirutenko t1_iu6nnq0 wrote

We communist now?

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New_Stats t1_iu8o9at wrote

Yes. We're just really busy arguing about the name of a processed pork product, so we haven't had time to start a class war yet. We'll get around to it, as soon as we figure out the name (it's pork roll) and then we gotta figure out the boundaries of central Jersey. Then the class war.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu8u1z4 wrote

It's taylor ham.

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Slagathor0 t1_iu9apqw wrote

We have to move past this so we can fight the commies.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9au0m wrote

As soon as pople accept the meat as taylor ham, we can.

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Slagathor0 t1_iu9basg wrote

Maybe we can have the pork roll/ Taylor ham skirmish before the war to end communism.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9besf wrote

Okay. Works for me.

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Slagathor0 t1_iu9bnfc wrote

I'll see you on the battlefield you Taylor ham eating commie!

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9bvc3 wrote

You sure will. I'll be the one firing on your pork roll until you submit!

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AnNJgal t1_iu9emdr wrote

Pork Roll is the product, Taylor Ham is a brand of said product.

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LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9es61 wrote

We're trying to have a war here. Keep logic out of it.

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Tatunkawitco t1_iu8y7r6 wrote

If we don’t see trump as Gawd, don’t hate foreigners, and don’t see unbridled, unregulated capitalism as the road to nirvana, we must be commies.

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Muss4TheRestOfUs t1_iu8pwv8 wrote

I better start stocking up toilet paper. I hear that it’s hard to come by during pandemics and communism.

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meatball402 t1_iu95pcq wrote

Anything that is more humane than "hunt the homeless for sport" is communist these days.

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YamiNoSenshi t1_iu9e04o wrote

Yeah, the government took over all means of production last night. Any remaining independently owned businesses are merely an illusion.

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genius96 t1_iub0h1q wrote

We don't cut taxes to the bone and then spend the rest of the money brutalizing poor and minority communities (we do the latter plenty, but we do other things)

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Special_FX_B t1_iu6d6zb wrote

Communists. Odds lean heavily toward a fascist friendly state, say Florida or Texas.

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ianisms10 t1_iu6f4xj wrote

Or North Carolina. Lot of New Jersey people have moved there.

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thefudd t1_iu6ib0d wrote

He seems stable

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jEsTsBaCk t1_iu8mnoq wrote

Coming from someone who can’t decide if they live north or south.

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HippopotamicLandMass t1_iu8o21s wrote

“Communist Jersey” is north, consistent with the rest of history.

North Vietnam? Communist.

North Korea? Communists.

The North in the American Civil War? Also communists! (They wanted to confiscate/emancipate private “property” without compensation to the “owners”; what’s more Communist than that?)

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ScarletKnight096 t1_iu92707 wrote

So North Jersy is more communist than south Jersey? What about Central??

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kchieff t1_iu95f9a wrote

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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Dr_smell t1_iu6q14c wrote

I’m pretty sure as a worker I don’t own the means of production at my job. A single billionaire does. That’s capitalism, baby!

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michaelfiber t1_iu7axv0 wrote

Jersey made out on that deal

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lephty t1_iu8k8ha wrote

They moved out of NJ, and the average IQ of both places improved! Win, win.

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valeofraritan t1_iu73n93 wrote

He's not going to convince anyone he was educated in NJ with that punctuation.

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ColonelAngus94 t1_iu78p1u wrote

Communism is when Phil Murphy does stuff

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calypsodweller t1_iu8nlp5 wrote

So sick if it. Thus nutter in my marina always refers to NJ as the ‘Soviet Socialist Republic of New Jersey.’ He moved out to PA.

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Snoo_89466 t1_iu9e0x4 wrote

I guess they don't have social security, Medicaid Medicare, libraries, fire departments, state funded hospitals, unemployment, or public schools in Pennsylvania.

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tempizzle t1_iu78u5m wrote

That person can’t describe what communism is in their own words either.

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green_velvet_goodies t1_iu7tj91 wrote

Please vote folks. These people are legitimately crazy and they’re dangerous.

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WaterAirSoil t1_iu8bjye wrote

The absolute brain rot it takes to think a Goldman Sachs banker (Murphy) is a communist 🤦‍♂️

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TonxSoprano t1_iu7b6ml wrote

In better news, my partner and I are vending there tomorrow!

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OlegRu t1_iu9lb6q wrote

business partner? pickle ball partner?

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sutisuc t1_iu6o0l0 wrote

Probably a poster on this sub telling everyone how much better florida is

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arden13 t1_iu7cln0 wrote

I don't know this person but I've been involved in some huge email chains and it absolutely brings the worst out in people

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eyyikey t1_iu8x1dk wrote

Everything I don't like is communism

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Pleasant_Living1130 t1_iu95ypc wrote

Someone's clearly just an a**hole, who needs a hard kick in the balls. Also, a lesson in geo-politics, because, they obvioulsy have ZERO idea what Communism actually is.

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justcharliey t1_iu9h2d2 wrote

He’s calling one of the bluest states communist. Glad this lowlife no longer lives in NJ.

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jerseygunz t1_iu7js1u wrote

A specter is haunting New Jersey….

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Irish-Bronx t1_iu8l6qn wrote

The people's republic of New Jersey

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Snoo_89466 t1_iu9d2aq wrote

She now resides in fascist Florida

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