Submitted by lauraKallday t3_yg1k49 in newjersey
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pork_roll t1_iu7on92 wrote
And its people have a life expectancy inconveniently longer than some of those other states.
Hirutenko t1_iuaclnb wrote
For real I feel like we make wayy to much to be called communist. I just thought we were assholes is all.
Hirutenko t1_iu6nnq0 wrote
We communist now?
New_Stats t1_iu8o9at wrote
Yes. We're just really busy arguing about the name of a processed pork product, so we haven't had time to start a class war yet. We'll get around to it, as soon as we figure out the name (it's pork roll) and then we gotta figure out the boundaries of central Jersey. Then the class war.
LadyBug_0570 t1_iu8u1z4 wrote
It's taylor ham.
Slagathor0 t1_iu9apqw wrote
We have to move past this so we can fight the commies.
LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9au0m wrote
As soon as pople accept the meat as taylor ham, we can.
Slagathor0 t1_iu9basg wrote
Maybe we can have the pork roll/ Taylor ham skirmish before the war to end communism.
LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9besf wrote
Okay. Works for me.
Slagathor0 t1_iu9bnfc wrote
I'll see you on the battlefield you Taylor ham eating commie!
LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9bvc3 wrote
You sure will. I'll be the one firing on your pork roll until you submit!
AnNJgal t1_iu9emdr wrote
Pork Roll is the product, Taylor Ham is a brand of said product.
LadyBug_0570 t1_iu9es61 wrote
We're trying to have a war here. Keep logic out of it.
New_Stats t1_iuac64l wrote
This is a communist lie
LadyBug_0570 t1_iuadh4z wrote
You best get with the program and call it TAYLOR HAM!!!!!
New_Stats t1_iudeqra wrote
Dah comrade. It is to being called the Taylor ham
simplystunned t1_iu71vg3 wrote
I didn't get the memo either
Tatunkawitco t1_iu8y7r6 wrote
If we don’t see trump as Gawd, don’t hate foreigners, and don’t see unbridled, unregulated capitalism as the road to nirvana, we must be commies.
Muss4TheRestOfUs t1_iu8pwv8 wrote
I better start stocking up toilet paper. I hear that it’s hard to come by during pandemics and communism.
L4rge_Tuna t1_iu8zn6u wrote
It is ‘our’ toilet paper, comrade.
meatball402 t1_iu95pcq wrote
Anything that is more humane than "hunt the homeless for sport" is communist these days.
YamiNoSenshi t1_iu9e04o wrote
Yeah, the government took over all means of production last night. Any remaining independently owned businesses are merely an illusion.
genius96 t1_iub0h1q wrote
We don't cut taxes to the bone and then spend the rest of the money brutalizing poor and minority communities (we do the latter plenty, but we do other things)
Special_FX_B t1_iu6d6zb wrote
Communists. Odds lean heavily toward a fascist friendly state, say Florida or Texas.
ianisms10 t1_iu6f4xj wrote
Or North Carolina. Lot of New Jersey people have moved there.
Special_FX_B t1_iu6g9et wrote
I know some. I thought of including it but I opted for the biggest and most insane.
simplystunned t1_iu71t0b wrote
Nailed them.
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thefudd t1_iu6ib0d wrote
He seems stable
jEsTsBaCk t1_iu8mnoq wrote
Coming from someone who can’t decide if they live north or south.
thefudd t1_iu8oyr2 wrote
the fuck?
HippopotamicLandMass t1_iu8o21s wrote
“Communist Jersey” is north, consistent with the rest of history.
North Vietnam? Communist.
North Korea? Communists.
The North in the American Civil War? Also communists! (They wanted to confiscate/emancipate private “property” without compensation to the “owners”; what’s more Communist than that?)
ScarletKnight096 t1_iu92707 wrote
So North Jersy is more communist than south Jersey? What about Central??
kchieff t1_iu95f9a wrote
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dr_smell t1_iu6q14c wrote
I’m pretty sure as a worker I don’t own the means of production at my job. A single billionaire does. That’s capitalism, baby!
michaelfiber t1_iu7axv0 wrote
Jersey made out on that deal
lephty t1_iu8k8ha wrote
They moved out of NJ, and the average IQ of both places improved! Win, win.
valeofraritan t1_iu73n93 wrote
He's not going to convince anyone he was educated in NJ with that punctuation.
ColonelAngus94 t1_iu78p1u wrote
Communism is when Phil Murphy does stuff
calypsodweller t1_iu8nlp5 wrote
So sick if it. Thus nutter in my marina always refers to NJ as the ‘Soviet Socialist Republic of New Jersey.’ He moved out to PA.
Snoo_89466 t1_iu9e0x4 wrote
I guess they don't have social security, Medicaid Medicare, libraries, fire departments, state funded hospitals, unemployment, or public schools in Pennsylvania.
tempizzle t1_iu78u5m wrote
That person can’t describe what communism is in their own words either.
BigPussysGabagool t1_iu7a7or wrote
They wouldn't know communism if it sat on their head and began twerking
ghostfacekhilla t1_iuj3gsk wrote
Communism is when I pay taxes!
green_velvet_goodies t1_iu7tj91 wrote
Please vote folks. These people are legitimately crazy and they’re dangerous.
WaterAirSoil t1_iu8bjye wrote
The absolute brain rot it takes to think a Goldman Sachs banker (Murphy) is a communist 🤦♂️
TonxSoprano t1_iu7b6ml wrote
In better news, my partner and I are vending there tomorrow!
OlegRu t1_iu9lb6q wrote
business partner? pickle ball partner?
lauraKallday OP t1_iu9rnso wrote
Me too!!!
jeshy1 t1_iu8z346 wrote
What will you be vending?
TonxSoprano t1_iubqsem wrote
Pottery !
sutisuc t1_iu6o0l0 wrote
Probably a poster on this sub telling everyone how much better florida is
arden13 t1_iu7cln0 wrote
I don't know this person but I've been involved in some huge email chains and it absolutely brings the worst out in people
Jimmytowne t1_iu74v3l wrote
Ouch, Highland Park lost a good one
PolentaApology t1_iu8oaa8 wrote
Nite owl market! 4pm-8pm
DarwinZDF42 t1_iu90q2j wrote
70-30 town, but the 30 is BONKERS.
Thejerseyjon609 t1_iu8ot9p wrote
Did they move to North or South Carolina?
ScarletKnight096 t1_iu92g1t wrote
North Carolina is a commie place!
eyyikey t1_iu8x1dk wrote
Everything I don't like is communism
unruckingbelievable t1_iu8rsex wrote
- our communist jersey
Pleasant_Living1130 t1_iu95ypc wrote
Someone's clearly just an a**hole, who needs a hard kick in the balls. Also, a lesson in geo-politics, because, they obvioulsy have ZERO idea what Communism actually is.
justcharliey t1_iu9h2d2 wrote
He’s calling one of the bluest states communist. Glad this lowlife no longer lives in NJ.
jerseygunz t1_iu7js1u wrote
A specter is haunting New Jersey….
Irish-Bronx t1_iu8l6qn wrote
The people's republic of New Jersey
Snoo_89466 t1_iu9d2aq wrote
She now resides in fascist Florida
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Electronic-Nature114 t1_iuacny0 wrote
Clearly not a meditator
wessty1984 t1_iu6ob81 wrote
One of those pesky communist states that gives more money to the Federal Government than it receives.