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Loud_Profit_6206 t1_ixjknmo wrote
You couldn’t wait until 11/27 to post? Lol
ya_guey_ t1_ixjn6hc wrote
He was a great one, in part because of his anti racism work he did early in his career, this being an example. Starts at 3:10.
kzapwn t1_ixjn8wo wrote
He was arrested
peter-doubt t1_ixjo3ax wrote
@4:20 "... or Stupid!"
New_Stats OP t1_ixjo8dh wrote
Innocent until proven guilty is a value we should instill in children. Reactionary bullshit should be discouraged in children and you should better know better
>In 1938, a 23-year-old Sinatra found himself in just such a situation, and he was officially arrested and booked for Seduction. The charge was eventually dropped when it was discovered that the supposedly single woman was in fact married. Later that year, armed with this new information, the original charge was revised slightly, and Sinatra was again arrested, this time for Adultery.
>A bond was set for Sinatra, which he promptly paid, and he was released. The Adultery charge was later dropped and in total, he spent only a few hours in jail as a result of the situation.
https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/celebrity-mugshots/frank-sinatra/
ya_guey_ t1_ixjoklb wrote
Well, this dude says so, pack it up.
kzapwn t1_ixjosun wrote
I don’t want my children to grow up to be adulterous. I’ll stick with Joey bishop as their role model thank you very much
New_Stats OP t1_ixjqnv1 wrote
so innocent until proven guilty means nothing to you? Maybe try getting some American values, they're pretty great and the republic will be destroyed when a significant amount of the population abandons them
kzapwn t1_ixjqsgz wrote
I support the boys in blue and our troops
New_Stats OP t1_ixjsys8 wrote
Can you name one value passed down to us from the founding fathers which you possess? Because neither of the things you mentioned are that
kzapwn t1_ixjt37z wrote
George Washington was a troop
New_Stats OP t1_ixju6d1 wrote
He was the general. He's the most highly decorated general in our history, because we just keep giving him more awards every time a living general gets too many stars. It'd be cool if you knew that or read literally anything he wrote. It'll help you act like an actual American and not a reactionary, because the founders' hated reactionaries. They valued logic and reason; they were men of the enlightenment. something this country is abandoning at breakneck speed
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Here, pick something and read it. It will enlighten you
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https://www.archives.gov/nhprc/projects/catalog/george-washington
kzapwn t1_ixjuee7 wrote
The entire revolution was a bunch of entitled colonizers which didn’t want to pay their fair share of taxes. Read a history book. They weren’t good people. Worse role models than Frank Sinatra.
daedalus_was_right t1_ixjv6p2 wrote
You need professional, psychological help. I feel so sorry for anyone forced to be in your life. Please seek therapy you fucking whacko.
New_Stats OP t1_ixjvh25 wrote
I've read quite a few history books. And I'm happy to inform you that Jefferson would wholeheartedly agree with you, as he called himself a "barbarous ancestor" to those of us who would live centuries after him.
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They weren't infallible, they weren't without massive flaws, just like all humans. They made huge mistakes but to look at only that, without looking at all they accomplished, all the good they did, is just as unreasonable as fetishizing them
InspiredBlue t1_ixjvzh0 wrote
So have other people that doesn’t entirely make them a piece of shit.
kzapwn t1_ixjwffd wrote
What did they accomplish? They created a nation built on Indian land, defended by British soldiers and money with slaves as a bonus
kzapwn t1_ixjwroc wrote
Okay thanks
TimSPC t1_ixkd5pi wrote
Army_of_blood t1_ixkepon wrote
OP couldn’t risk someone beating him to the karma scoop lol
Proramm t1_ixkfgzd wrote
There's a lot of people in this thread not getting your shtick, and that's making this even more hilarious
kzapwn t1_ixkfw2d wrote
♥️ if one person enjoys it, it’s all worth it
gayscout t1_ixkid7a wrote
So was MLK.
kzapwn t1_ixkiluo wrote
So was dahmer
XCo_Quality t1_ixkmu0d wrote
THERE IS NO PROPHECY
BootPastaHeroin t1_ixkq5eu wrote
Satire becomes more sad than funny when you start to believe the more outrageous shit for even half a second.
I hate the world.
BootPastaHeroin t1_ixkqdzv wrote
As a comic book collector I can think is that he could be out there getting a whole bunch of copies of Action Comics #1 and storing them in a box in the ground at that very moment but instead he's doing whatever the fuck he's doing.
If only he knew.
BananaAnarchy_ t1_ixksx1t wrote
What if I told you Frank Sinatra was on some freak shit
naut t1_ixktn47 wrote
My grandparents had a house in Bergen county. Well they had a small problem with a neighbor when they had company over. The neighbors' driveway was on the side street and people often parked in my grandparents' driveway. On one occasion this happened and my father sort of stormed over to talk to the neighbor and their guest to give them a piece of his mind and he stopped in his tracks when he saw that it was Frank, their neighbor was friends with Frank Sinatra and dad kinda was stopped in his tracks. I wish he was still around so I could hear more about the story, always wondered what they talked about lol
kzapwn t1_ixkxj55 wrote
To be fair I though this would be deleted pretty quickly. I didn’t know I’d have to keep up the satire for more than one comment
1moosehead t1_ixl8uvf wrote
What if you were their role model instead?
kzapwn t1_ixl8xne wrote
The world would be very boring. We would never see another jay walker every again
1moosehead t1_ixl90qr wrote
Maybe be a more exciting person, and your children will be exciting too!
kzapwn t1_ixl91vy wrote
I prefer the Ned Flanders approach to life
Freshest-Raspberry t1_ixlda14 wrote
NJ Stein? Related to RL Stein?
Realistic_Chipmunk46 t1_ixlqmt7 wrote
You write hot love letters to convicts, don’t you
torankusu t1_ixlrf16 wrote
Sadly, the difference between satire and people's real opinions is sometimes hard to discern these days.
njstein t1_ixltkg0 wrote
lol, goosebumps writer is RL Stine.
Freshest-Raspberry t1_ixltp6a wrote
What type of ‘goose’ skin disorders do you write about?
njstein t1_ixltxs0 wrote
I just write hardcore fanfics of Sonic + Mario.
CynicClinic1 t1_ixlux5y wrote
Huge print of this photo on the wall at Sonoma Bistro
nancymeadows242 t1_ixlyl2z wrote
howd_he_get_here t1_ixlzfv6 wrote
Hell yeah
Brilliant_Tourist400 t1_ixm1j9s wrote
Well, Sinatra WAS considered the first teen idol, so this comment is very accurate! (There’s an old Looney Tune where a barnyard of chickens are screaming and fainting over a Sinatra rooster).
Secksualinnuendo t1_ixm1p6j wrote
Fuck Frank Sinatra. He was a scumbag
TheOkGazoo t1_ixm88nh wrote
What about his mob friends?
jjm006 t1_ixm89pu wrote
It was Lodi if I remember correctly.
Eloping_Llamas t1_ixm8bmx wrote
Rosa Parks, Nelson Mandela, and Jesus were also arrested.
What is your point again?
kzapwn t1_ixmarhu wrote
“What kind of role model is he for children”. It was one message ago why do you need to be reminded
BlackRiderCo t1_ixmginz wrote
Seduction under the false pretense of marriage. Was in Hackensack I believe.
Basketballjuice t1_ixmhyj6 wrote
What did they accuse him of... did he do it?
DayDreamer_124 t1_ixmvgnj wrote
You could tell ol’ blue eyes got BITCHES.
Ladyhoneyblu t1_ixmyjm9 wrote
ugh those dreamy, sultry, baby blue 💙 eyes and that hair 😍
Electronic-Nature114 t1_ixnl480 wrote
Looks good!!
kzapwn t1_ixjicfl wrote
What kind of role model is he for children? Sad