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howd_he_get_here t1_ixw1yw2 wrote

Reply to comment by Medical_Penalty_7305 in Taylor Ham is a good friend who is always there for me and the rest of us when we need them. by Doctor-Bug

I ask for a Kleenex, because that's what it says on the fucking box

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Callous_Mat t1_ixw97v6 wrote

"Ooh.. look at me. I never use colloquial or 'nick' names. Don't have Band-aids? Then give me an adhesive bandage, or whatever is on the fucking box. I'd love to tell you that my wallet has a Velcro enclosure, but I don't know if it was licensed by 3M... yes, quite."

That's you. That's what you sound like.

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howd_he_get_here t1_ixwc57v wrote

Band-aid box

Velcro box

"Taylor Ham" box

Great counterpoints ya got there, King Braincells

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Callous_Mat t1_ixwdlxz wrote

Number one: /r/whoosh

Number B: Taylor Ham box

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howd_he_get_here t1_ixwwquq wrote

How about linking to one that I can buy today like I linked to? Surely no problem, right?

Also what do you think whoosh means out of curiosity?? Do you think it's a cure-all for losing an argument?

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Callous_Mat t1_ixwzbsv wrote

The entire point that was being made, you pork eating mook, is that people use colloquial terms for common use items everyday. Not every roll of bubble wrap is Bubble Wrap. Need a Dumpster? Can't. They're not called that anymore, the trademark ran out... I seriously doubt when you have a small scrape you go, "Ree! Mommy! Get me an adhesive bandage! IT'S WHAT'S ON THE FUCKING BOX!"

The fact that Taylor Ham had to be changed because some beaurocratic bullshit is ridiculous, the product remains unchanged. Whatever you and your overlords decide to put "on the fucking box," it's Taylor Ham.

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Hellnugget19 t1_ixxa2b9 wrote

> The fact that Taylor Ham had to be changed because some beaurocratic bullshit is ridiculous

Yeah, how dare the government say "you can't call something what it's not."

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Callous_Mat t1_ixxb748 wrote

No, the government said, "We've changed what this is, now you can't call it what we say it's not." Man had a product and a name brand. US government steps in and fucks with man's livelihood.

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Hellnugget19 t1_ixxy84b wrote

Ham is a specific cut of pork, taken from a pig. If inclined, you can take any ham and point to exactly where it came from. The best you can do with pork roll is gesture vaguely towards the pens. Man called it "prepared ham" to try and be a weasel and got called out because it's not ham. And now a hundred plus years later people are still simping for the poor poor businessman that couldn't just lie to everyone for profit without the big bad gubmint stepping in.

Cry me a river.

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howd_he_get_here t1_ixx26vk wrote

Damn... that "on the fucking box" comment really sent you into a mental tailspin, huh? You've quoted it like three times.

Sorry your product doesn't exist :c

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Callous_Mat t1_ixx42ea wrote

Well it stood out. You took the time to make it bold. It really showed your anger and your passion about this asinine subject.

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