Submitted by Doctor-Bug t3_z5b6f9 in newjersey
Pork Roll is just a fat shaming nick name some of you have given to Taylor Ham.
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Majestic-Unicorn33 t1_ixv2krn wrote
How do you feel about Case's Pork Roll?
piedmont05 t1_ixv2l2p wrote
Taylor Ham is like an imaginary lover?
Hellnugget19 t1_ixv365c wrote
More like an ex that hasn't been around in a hundred years but you're still in denial.
TheRacoonist t1_ixv3ii3 wrote
You eat your friends?
VarietyPrudent6458 t1_ixv5ccx wrote
*pork roll
SomeoneFetchAPriest t1_ixv6wxv wrote
Pork roll is its birth name and Taylor Ham is its rapper name.
Medical_Penalty_7305 t1_ixva6sq wrote
Do you ask for a facial tissue or do you ask for a Kleenex? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/24/smarter-living/how-a-brand-name-becomes-generic.html
Hellnugget19 t1_ixvd5gt wrote
I ask for a Kleenex Ham.
LadyBug_0570 t1_ixvixpb wrote
I love you!
Hellnugget19 t1_ixvmgag wrote
Thanks! I think.
Ravenhill-2171 t1_ixvs780 wrote
Mr. Taylor Ham and Mssr. Pork Roll are the finest gentlemen in the land and don't let anyone ever tell you different.
NJtoTheBay t1_ixvw0gc wrote
This is the dumbest argument because the issue isn’t the word “Taylor”, it’s the word “Ham” which it cannot legally be called.
It is called Pork Roll, and if it is the brand Taylor it is Taylor Pork Roll.
Calling it Taylor Ham is objectively incorrect.
Also, I call them tissues.
howd_he_get_here t1_ixw1yw2 wrote
I ask for a Kleenex, because that's what it says on the fucking box
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Callous_Mat t1_ixw8kud wrote
The OG name is Taylor Ham. It had to be changed after 50 frickin years because the gub'ment came in and said it's no longer considered ham. It got renamed and the whole world (of NJ) was allowed to make whatever pig rubbish they wanted, pack it into a canvas sack and sell it as... blegh... pork roll.
Callous_Mat t1_ixw97v6 wrote
"Ooh.. look at me. I never use colloquial or 'nick' names. Don't have Band-aids? Then give me an adhesive bandage, or whatever is on the fucking box. I'd love to tell you that my wallet has a Velcro enclosure, but I don't know if it was licensed by 3M... yes, quite."
That's you. That's what you sound like.
Callous_Mat t1_ixw9g2l wrote
Exactly the opposite actually. It was originally Taylor Ham.
Callous_Mat t1_ixw9lb1 wrote
If she asks nicely and she's fresh outta the shower.
sailorsaint t1_ixwb1y7 wrote
hatfield enters the chat
howd_he_get_here t1_ixwc57v wrote
Callous_Mat t1_ixwdlxz wrote
Number one: /r/whoosh
Number B: Taylor Ham box
leviathan3k t1_ixwe7nq wrote
Taylor.. Hamkins? (RIP you fantastic drummer boy)
fuckiechinster t1_ixwoldf wrote
Pork roll is a great idea to have a few of those things on hand for a quick dinner and a couple of drinks
LetterCanHe t1_ixwp9bc wrote
It’s also the dumbest argument because Kleenex says Kleenex on the box. No where does it say Taylor Ham on the box. Because it’s Pork roll.
Etherius t1_ixwqm8v wrote
I’m sure you call bandaids “adhesive bandages”
Etherius t1_ixwqpbx wrote
Do you say “get me an adhesive bandage” or “get me a bandaid”?
Etherius t1_ixwqtwd wrote
What about bandaids?
dizkid t1_ixwratp wrote
Why, yes I do. I also call tissues tissues.
Etherius t1_ixwrgwf wrote
Well then you’re just weird
pork_roll t1_ixwsbre wrote
Yea seriously
Callous_Mat t1_ixwtfyj wrote
More like your actual ex who tried to reinvent herself for her new boyfriend. Changed how she looked, calls herself by her middle name. But you got that late night phone call, head over for some drunken nookie and boom. Same old Taylor's Ham.
sound_scientist t1_ixwux0j wrote
Ma’am if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese…
NJtoTheBay t1_ixwvf6r wrote
It says band-aid on the box of that brand. The word Ham does not appear on any pork roll packaging. Why is this so hard to understand? Adhesive bandages of all brands are basically the same thing so people call them all band-aids, same with kleenex & tissues. Pork roll is a processed meat, ham is a specific cut of a pig. Calling pork roll ham is the same thing as calling bologna ham. It doesn’t make sense. You wouldn’t call a gauze pad a band-aid & you wouldn’t call a paper towel a tissue.
Etherius t1_ixwvkf8 wrote
You sound like one of those people that pronounces “gif” with a hard g
Practical_Argument50 t1_ixwvzkl wrote
Who the fuck cares what it is called just cook it for me. NOW!
BlackWhiteRedYellow t1_ixww6gf wrote
Are they tires or goodyears?
A guitar or a Gibson?
Kleenexes or tissues?
Taylor Ham or pork roll?
howd_he_get_here t1_ixwwquq wrote
How about linking to one that I can buy today like I linked to? Surely no problem, right?
Also what do you think whoosh means out of curiosity?? Do you think it's a cure-all for losing an argument?
michabeena t1_ixwxhi8 wrote
Calling pork roll Taylor ham is like calling American cheese kraft
Callous_Mat t1_ixwzbsv wrote
The entire point that was being made, you pork eating mook, is that people use colloquial terms for common use items everyday. Not every roll of bubble wrap is Bubble Wrap. Need a Dumpster? Can't. They're not called that anymore, the trademark ran out... I seriously doubt when you have a small scrape you go, "Ree! Mommy! Get me an adhesive bandage! IT'S WHAT'S ON THE FUCKING BOX!"
The fact that Taylor Ham had to be changed because some beaurocratic bullshit is ridiculous, the product remains unchanged. Whatever you and your overlords decide to put "on the fucking box," it's Taylor Ham.
howd_he_get_here t1_ixx26vk wrote
Damn... that "on the fucking box" comment really sent you into a mental tailspin, huh? You've quoted it like three times.
Sorry your product doesn't exist :c
NJtoTheBay t1_ixx2a2x wrote
The first word is “graphics” which is pronounced with a hard ‘g’ so... yeah, I do.
Phil_ODendron t1_ixx2fad wrote
Taylor Provisions doesn't even call their product "Taylor Ham," so it's a moot point.
Etherius t1_ixx31u1 wrote
Ewww… do you also pronounce SCUBA like “Skuh-ba” since there’s a short “U” in “Underwater”?
NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea t1_ixx36zi wrote
Dude, it's been 116 years, let it go.
Callous_Mat t1_ixx42ea wrote
Well it stood out. You took the time to make it bold. It really showed your anger and your passion about this asinine subject.
Callous_Mat t1_ixx4nr4 wrote
Yeah, man. Like, 116 years ago it had it's rapper name and now it's real name is finally allowed to shine. I really need to let that go. Whew. Thanks random internet guy. I can finally move on. You must like Will Smith a lot now he's not the Fresh Prince.
Hellnugget19 t1_ixx9ohj wrote
No, I call them Band-Aid Ham.
Hellnugget19 t1_ixxa2b9 wrote
> The fact that Taylor Ham had to be changed because some beaurocratic bullshit is ridiculous
Yeah, how dare the government say "you can't call something what it's not."
Callous_Mat t1_ixxb748 wrote
No, the government said, "We've changed what this is, now you can't call it what we say it's not." Man had a product and a name brand. US government steps in and fucks with man's livelihood.
SadCommercial3517 t1_ixxb948 wrote
Taylor ham is what he looked like last night. Pork roll is what you wake up too
la_de_cha t1_ixxlpu8 wrote
r/usernamechecksout
swoonmermaid t1_ixxn6uq wrote
Oh look more ham posts
toadofsteel t1_ixxrip0 wrote
More like r/beetlejuicing
toadofsteel t1_ixxrm4p wrote
Calling them discs just made me think of some kind of Jersey Tron setting, where combatants have to throw these little Taylor Pork Discs at each other until one of them dies.
toadofsteel t1_ixxrsjt wrote
Everything is best.
But at least you're not one of those hard roll heathens... I'd rather call it pork roll than eat it on non-bagel bread.
MickCollins t1_ixxtslh wrote
"I fight for the bagels!"
Hellnugget19 t1_ixxy84b wrote
Ham is a specific cut of pork, taken from a pig. If inclined, you can take any ham and point to exactly where it came from. The best you can do with pork roll is gesture vaguely towards the pens. Man called it "prepared ham" to try and be a weasel and got called out because it's not ham. And now a hundred plus years later people are still simping for the poor poor businessman that couldn't just lie to everyone for profit without the big bad gubmint stepping in.
Cry me a river.
jEsTsBaCk t1_ixyprjh wrote
I’m about to go get what he’s on right now. How much you need? I’ll spot you.
jEsTsBaCk t1_ixypw1x wrote
Wtf did you just say? No ketchup?
jEsTsBaCk t1_ixypya3 wrote
Too bad we don’t give a fuck what they call it
Conscious-Signal667 t1_iy0nkgt wrote
Pork Roll
Sloppy-Zen t1_iy1wzjr wrote
C'mon guys we all know "Taylor Ham" is what you call it when you make it nicely with perfectly even slices in the morning, and cut it in the middlle so it doesn't pucker up.
It is "Pork Roll" when you say "ef it" ... and slice it to a questionable thickness, fry the living shit out of it so it's almost bacon, and put some good old american cheese (ONLY American cheese), a fried egg and toss it all on whatever bagel you have.
I'm originally from Philly so it's "Pork Roll" for me...
New_Stats t1_ixv16m1 wrote
OP, PM me. I want whatever it is you're on