Uptown is coming up! Showboat is finally building that water park! There's a cute farmer's market at the lighthouse! There are totally empty blocks in the inlet! Everyone loves Tony Baloney's and Kelsey and Kim's! The boardwalk finally connects all the way to Gardner's Basin! Free parking everywhere! It's totally the next place that's gonna blow up.

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... or so Ive been telling myself for 15 years.