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trapicana OP t1_j6u1u6n wrote

"According to police, officers on Feb. 1 pulled over a car near 19th Avenue and Van Buren Street. One of the officers walked up to the vehicle and when someone inside the car rolled down a window, "a white substance escaped and was ingested by the officer."

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yhwhx t1_j6u2f5f wrote

I wonder if there is a specific mental defect/problem that makes some folks more susceptible to hysterical ODs.

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sifterandrake t1_j6u2l01 wrote

I told them letting those Hungry Hungry Hippos characters on the force was going to be a bad idea...

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Carlos-In-Charge t1_j6u2npi wrote

Just whipped right out of the window? Sounds like the cocaine scene with Balki in True Romance

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1776cookies t1_j6u638v wrote

It's starting to remind me of the hysterical dancing phenomenon in the middle ages.

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GORDON1014 t1_j6u6p8h wrote

but, like, in the movies they just lick it a little and be all like "that's some good shit but also you are arrested" or whatever

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Flatline2962 t1_j6ucw2m wrote

So the officer pulled someone over, the window was rolled down, and the officer "ingested" white powder.

Not inhaled, not consumed. Ingested. Then passed out.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

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groveborn t1_j6uj6th wrote

Replying to casadecarol (#1,698,179)

I had just accepted it, as well. I suppose one should wonder why the suspect wasn't already dead, if it were the case that casually touching it would be likely to cause investigate od.

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Draker-X t1_j6uk7ln wrote

Replying to trapicana (#1,698,053)

>"a white substance escaped and was ingested by the officer."

This is fucking hilarious because the active voice gives agency to the "white substance", an inanimate object, while the passive voice is used to describe the actions of the officer: a living, breathing, thinking being with free will.

This sort of purposeful linguistic slight-of-hand is evil.

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1d10 t1_j6umdxt wrote

Replying to yhwhx (#1,698,082)

Take a guy and tell him the world is out to get him and everyone he interacts with could potentially pull out a gun and murder him at anytime, tell him that the country is full of drugs that will kill you if you even look at them funny, and they are the only hope mankind has to defend itself from all of this. Reinforce this at every opportunity.

Steep these men in fear long enough and they will develop anxiety which since they are the strong men who fear nothing, and their society has almost zero mental health and seeking mental help makes you look week and or crazy they will treat said anxiety with alcohol, keep it up long enough and you might end up with a bunch of violent unhinged people running around with little shields and guns. Screaming incoherently at innocent people.

But what do I know im a mently ill man living in America.

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Noisy_Toy t1_j6upabb wrote

Replying to yhwhx (#1,698,082)

I believe the mental defect is “officer who has an upcoming drug test they know they’re going to fail” syndrome.

They’ve got a perfect excuse to pop hot now.

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epidemicsaints t1_j6uq3vm wrote

Replying to Salty_Lego (#1,698,638)

Yes. Superhuman tweaked out freak reprobates can do drugs while they drive, but a noble cop is incapacitated by just a whiff of the noxious vapor. Most drugs also make you extremely sedated in one situation but agitated and violent in another. They all work like this.

And smoking opiates while driving is very common and popular.

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mynameisalso t1_j6utvy2 wrote

Bullshit unless I see a video he is lying and nothing happened.

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mynameisalso t1_j6uuf96 wrote

My favorite part is the cop passed out for 10 seconds but I guess the car just stuck around?

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[deleted] t1_j6uwui8 wrote

This should scare the shit out of people, not the white substance the fact that cops have taken their training or gossip so seriously that their body will have an automatic fear response.

This is not a person that needs to be pointing deadly weapons at others.

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Icewear_Daddy t1_j6v149t wrote

Am I the only one that noticed the cop with the bubble 🍑?

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PPQue6 t1_j6v5osj wrote

Ehhhh typical Fox copaganda...

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Murgatroyd314 t1_j6v8rcr wrote

Why is a police officer ingesting anything during a traffic stop?

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finalremix t1_j6vi0bv wrote

Replying to groveborn (#1,698,915)

Touching it doesn't adversely affect anyone but cops.*

*which apparently does have a penchant for causing panicky behavior and anxiety issues, due to misinformation and poor training.

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hurdurBoop t1_j6vtrba wrote

"Simple gloves and mask, and not being a hyper-paranoid dipshit, ready to pass out like a fucking possum, are all they need to protect themselves,"

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frenchfreer t1_j6vulpl wrote

Replying to finalremix (#1,700,983)

Wait, so opioid overdoses aren’t accompanied by hyperventilation, dilated eyes, tachycardia, a sense of panic and inability to calm down….I dunno man sounds like textbook anxiety attack opioid overdose

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DrDavid_Pornalt t1_j6vygia wrote

Fake. Tryna make cops look sympathetic. The white powder was just corn starch

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Crizbibble t1_j6wb8mk wrote

Replying to yhwhx (#1,698,082)

Maybe it’s just “excited delirium” that black folks get when the cops attempt to arrest them and they unexpectedly die with baton bruises and chokehold marks on their necks. It could be spreading to the larger population /s

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earhere t1_j6wowm0 wrote

So they want us to believe that the people in the car weren't affected by the drugs, but the cop took one sniff and OD'd ? Lmao

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ChemicalNectarine776 t1_j6wu775 wrote

I’m sorry, but does anyone believe a single word of this bullshit??? No drug dealer is gonna throw their shit AT THE POLICE!

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mells3030 t1_j6wwjn6 wrote

They keep putting these bullshit stories out there. Cops get informed when they are going to be "randomly tested" and they come up with these bullshit stories to cover their asses.

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thecowintheroom t1_j6xcikz wrote

Replying to 1d10 (#1,699,056)

Wait until you consider that the rampant increase in unprovoked police violence might be attributed to the conjunctive increase in steroid use over the same 2003-23 period. But what do I know I’m just a guy confuses correlation and causation. That and cops seem really CrossFit jacked and angry nowadays. Personally I think there’s a connection. But I’m just some guy on the internet.

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kind-of-there t1_j6xnktq wrote

It’s more likely that the dude just saw powder and fainted.

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hibearmate t1_j6xyytz wrote

white substance out the window and breathed it in

LOL

what a bunch of horseshit

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popecorkyxxiv t1_j6y07a2 wrote

This just in... Police forces across the US have developed crippling addictions to NARCAN. The addictions have become so severe they have started faking overdoses on the job whenever exposed to anything that is not immediately identified in order to get their fix. Film at 11.

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stellarblackhole1 t1_j6yv1yu wrote

Replying to knowwhatimean_vern (#1,702,118)

3rd party agency not tied to the justice system or county/city toxicology report. Anecdotal I know, but I've got a friend who worked in one of those testing labs contracted by the county and knew about cases of data getting falsified they are out of that lab now because that crap was the tip of the unethical iceberg, and they didn't want any part of it.

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reichjef t1_j6zf7lb wrote

Took a snort, probably thought it was coke. It didn’t magically get ingested.

Cops pretend like people are just “pocket sanding” them with enough drugs to drop them.

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MidLifeHalfHouse t1_j712c2p wrote

Replying to ObjectivePitiful1170 (#1,702,408)

I mean, he technically could have used it prolong his erection but idk when, why, or who would waste good cocaine like that.

She was specific that it was for that purpose and not because of painful intercourse.

But even if was, that’s ridiculous.

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Papancasudani t1_j74arv2 wrote

It's amazing that cops even leave their homes. They're the most frightened, hysterical people on the planet.

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