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wetwater t1_j9z7qz7 wrote

Reply to comment by Alkdmani in California Lottery stands behind $2 billion Powerball winner despite claim ticket was stolen by ILikeTalkn2Myself

Transparency. As much as it would be nice to win the lottery, all I can think of is all the assholes and deadbeat relatives suddenly rediscovering that I'm a really cool guy and I should hear their business proposals.

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Nstark7474 t1_j9zc2ir wrote

I already deleted my most toxic SM and only keep in contact with people i actually like. The only thing stopping me from fucking off and becoming a rich hermit who lives in the woods is the fact that Iā€™m poor as shit. šŸ˜

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wetwater t1_j9zedei wrote

A couple of decades ago I was sitting on a nice little pile of money. A cousin somehow heard about it, and suddenly for a couple of weeks I was his best friend, which lead up to him wondering aloud if I would be interested in investing his his little startup business.

Like, my dude, you are unemployable because you are either drunk, high, or both 24/7, and you either quit jobs or get fired because of it. What really makes you think I'm going to get any sort of return on my investment? Weed and beer does not count.

And that was the last I heard of him for about ten years.

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buttfunfor_everyone t1_j9zh5us wrote

Sounds like you really missed getting in on the ground floor of a pretty decent time šŸ˜‚

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Paavo_Nurmi t1_ja138k3 wrote

When my Dad died I got a nice bit of money and a co worker ask to borrow $600. He was a good dude and probably would have paid me back, but fuck no was my answer. I was lucky that it's just my brother and I and we are really close so no issues dividing things up.

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snoogins355 t1_ja2tqzb wrote

Rent a house in a secluded area of Hawaii. Get a new phone and only contact close family and friends but mostly lay low for a few months to a year

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Reasonable_Ticket_84 t1_ja860e2 wrote

Or just move to somewhere full of rich fucks already like certain parts of Cali, Seattle or NY.

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