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buttergun t1_j95rotz wrote

Reply to comment by wolf-bot in 1 person dies when Tesla hits fire truck on I-680, 4 firefighters injured by twelveparsnips

The Florida State Legislature is debating a bill that would replace construction zone traffic cones with 8 year old children. It seems like they would work for emergency responders too.

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WeArePanNarrans t1_j95zj31 wrote

About time someone recognizes the importance of putting children to work. The sooner they learn the value of labor the better.

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VegasKL t1_j96z2pm wrote

Added bonus that their small stature and fingers can get into tight spaces! Plus, they'll work for literal peanut M&M's.

/Industry Rejoices

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bobjoylove t1_j96hh5j wrote

The only problem is stacking them for transport.

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buttergun t1_j96kr1c wrote

Just charter some jets and fly 'em in from Texas. Duh.

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VegasKL t1_j96za8w wrote

Those planes only fly to democratic states.

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