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Ironwolf7448 t1_j8v0xha wrote

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Can you ask your friend what the fuck is up with the bears for me?

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doogle_126 t1_j8vjzts wrote

Elisha and God didn't like the teenagers. So bears ate them.

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nWo1997 t1_j8w8qd3 wrote

I heard that the bear thing was less "a group of wee ones call a man bald" ("go up, baldie") and more "a mob of young men threateningly group up and shout at a man to die" ("go up, baldie").

It was in one of those "what does everyone get wrong about the Bible" threads on r/askreddit.

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