>Considering that they own a fuckton of our debt and basically make everything for us, may be worth a drop of sweat or two if it doesn't cool down soon.

They'd hurt themselves just as much of not more then the US by dumping the bonds.

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/040115/reasons-why-china-buys-us-treasury-bonds.asp#:~:text=If%20China%20(or%20any%20other,worse%20off%20as%20a%20result.