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Alexstarfire t1_jdz2anu wrote

And just over 2 billion for Jimmy Carter, who is also still alive. Though maybe not for much longer.

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110397 t1_jdz3oy8 wrote

> Jimmy Carter, who is also still alive. Though maybe not for much longer.

Him and queen eliz- wait no uh mikhail gorb- err not him either uhh.. henry kissinger?

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VFDan t1_jdz7xu9 wrote

Breaking news: Kissinger dies while Reddit user writes comment about him

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110397 t1_jdzaa33 wrote

Implying that he could die in the first place

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indr4neel t1_jdzpm38 wrote

Birth rate plummets across the developing world as parents realize they no longer have to be ready for Kissinger-based child mortality

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Breith37 t1_jdzsfks wrote

If only the good die young, Kissinger will crest two centuries taking his natural form as the Crypt Keeper.

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tretower424 t1_je0t3iv wrote

OK, that’s it. I’m putting it on my BINGO card…

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