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ThoughensTheNipples t1_jcgtdme wrote

Reply to comment by pegothejerk in First Republic in talks with major banks about a rescue plan by Powerpuff_Rangers

Wait. What!? Yesterday, someone told me to shove all my money up my ass, and I've been walking around with $5 dollars shoved up my ass. You're telling me that is not the safest place for my $5????

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JackedUpReadyToGo t1_jchoym9 wrote

I would recommend diversifying your portfolio with an investment in Bitcoin, but you strike me as more of a Buttcoin type of investor.

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HardToPeeMidasTouch t1_jckspvi wrote

Diversify by inserting a view rare metal coins(preferably gold) since you can get more value per gram) up your urethra for safe keeping. Cheaper than a bank deposit box and you always have them on hand incase of a massive crash. Gold will always have value.

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