PunkinBrewster t1_jd0pv17 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:02 AM

“Man in trouble after hot tub romp with local cougar”

sploittastic t1_jd1opd5 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM

> in trouble

in hot water

Geoarbitrage t1_jd2hkzc wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:16 AM

Agua caliente.

PunkinBrewster t1_jd2nkpi wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:17 PM

*chef's kiss*

thunderkhawk t1_jd37xjp wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:54 PM

Damn, even the Chef joined in?

Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_jd0wf1u wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:49 AM

Someone missed an opportunity with that headline....

macweirdo42 t1_jd2a035 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 9:38 AM

Honestly, it's time for someone to turn in their press badge, they clearly don't have the chops.

[deleted] t1_jd1h9bp wrote on March 21, 2023 at 3:30 AM

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[deleted] t1_jd1ulpb wrote on March 21, 2023 at 5:54 AM

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theassman_ t1_jd1h64j wrote on March 21, 2023 at 3:29 AM

Nah, mountain lion wanted soup, not bisqué.

Narrator2012 t1_jd2cmr9 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 10:14 AM

I thought this joke was about Man Bisque soup at first

[deleted] t1_jd1urnz wrote on March 21, 2023 at 5:56 AM

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[deleted] t1_jd26be2 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 8:43 AM

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[deleted] t1_jd2l8y4 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:54 AM

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BloodlustyGummybear t1_jd2ligs wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:57 AM

Or bisqué

turriferous t1_jd423vv wrote on March 21, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Hot tub cougar paws man.

Famous-Vermicelli-39 t1_jd1km3w wrote on March 21, 2023 at 4:01 AM

Talk about clickbait

Mountain lion claws Colorado man soaking in hot tub

DaddyBobMN t1_jd0mp9l wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:40 PM

PunkinBrewster t1_jd0pv17 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:02 AM

sploittastic t1_jd1opd5 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM

Geoarbitrage t1_jd2hkzc wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:16 AM

PunkinBrewster t1_jd2nkpi wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:17 PM

thunderkhawk t1_jd37xjp wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:54 PM

Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_jd0wf1u wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:49 AM

macweirdo42 t1_jd2a035 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 9:38 AM

[deleted] t1_jd1h9bp wrote on March 21, 2023 at 3:30 AM

[deleted] t1_jd1ulpb wrote on March 21, 2023 at 5:54 AM

theassman_ t1_jd1h64j wrote on March 21, 2023 at 3:29 AM

Narrator2012 t1_jd2cmr9 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 10:14 AM

[deleted] t1_jd1urnz wrote on March 21, 2023 at 5:56 AM

[deleted] t1_jd26be2 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 8:43 AM

[deleted] t1_jd2l8y4 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:54 AM

BloodlustyGummybear t1_jd2ligs wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:57 AM

turriferous t1_jd423vv wrote on March 21, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Famous-Vermicelli-39 t1_jd1km3w wrote on March 21, 2023 at 4:01 AM