Thrifty is an understatement

My uncle is Dutch, he and my aunt drove up to my cousins wedding while everyone else flew, but that’s not why I say that. I say that because he bought a little Caesar’s hot & ready down the street from his house and nibbled on that thing for the whole weekend (including his 2-day drive) just so he didn’t have to spend money out at dinner…

Also, he’s not even poor, he owns two houses and has plenty of money.