That's a little better, but too much focus on me and not on your hatred of abstract art, you're getting distracted. Could you try again, but this time focus on why colors and shapes are for stupid little kids, like me, and not big smart adults, like you.

Edit: Also, my username makes it pretty clear I am, in fact, a pretentious cunt and an insufferable prick, so that's good news! You're not wrong about everything! ;)