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takecarebrushyohair t1_iuu6ugc wrote

Oooo he has the dirt. Better put him in protective custody

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Rudy_Colludiani t1_iuuf9hi wrote

Hung himself in his cell

Sad!

Low energy!

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blowtheglass t1_iuuhj0e wrote

Everyone's saying it

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AshleyNeku t1_iuw057g wrote

"Just the other day a man comes up to me, he's crying, and he asks me...why? Why did Cartman kill himself?"

"Kash."

"Yeah, Johnny Cash too. Very talented, I never knew the man, but I heard he liked birds."

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VagrantShadow t1_iuuttq1 wrote

He found a window to jump from, he shot himself three times in the back of his head too. He didn't want to live and tell what he knew /s

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dlec1 t1_iuw6f0a wrote

Welcome to Putin’s America where people “jump” out of windows

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Kevin_IRL t1_iuuvwya wrote

Off topic but it struck me as kind of funny that one of the few people of color in the last Whitehouse staff has a name that sounds like money

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[deleted] t1_iuu9nt7 wrote

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LakeChaz t1_iuuat2s wrote

Remind me which party worships Putin and which President slobbed on Russia's knob whenever possible.

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PatrickBlackbrn t1_iuunvpg wrote

Do you think he’s testifying against Hillary?

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Graterof2evils t1_iuuwir9 wrote

Yeah he’s the guy that’s had the information that’s coming out any day now , for the last six years. And just wait. When you hear it it’s going to blow your freaking mind! Don’t forget Hunter.

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PatrickBlackbrn t1_iuxgkik wrote

You must be the walls are closing in guy. LOL.

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Graterof2evils t1_iuxovqp wrote

You must be one of the, “Mexico’s gonna pay for the wall!”, guys.

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PatrickBlackbrn t1_iuxsg1g wrote

Just a guy who check Reddit to see how wacky progs, socialists, and commies are.

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Graterof2evils t1_iuy3u71 wrote

And you’ll leave a guy that scrambles back to his political icons that do nothing for you. Waiting for the crumbs to trickle down or for your turn to be rich. I love when you expect people to be prosecuted with no evidence. You prove your character is the same as the liars you worship. I’m an independent and don’t play team politics. Your politics are based on false information and unproven policies.

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nahteviro t1_iuuy1wp wrote

No. He will be testifying on reality, not some GOP made up fantasy.

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