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Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iuves89 wrote

To be fair, my ICBMs don't work either, so who am I to criticize?


charmbrood OP t1_iuveuqd wrote

Are you constipated?


Actual_Dinner_5977 t1_iuvf1s8 wrote

You'll have to speak with my public affairs officer about that question. I'm not ready to confirm or deny the existence of a bowel movement yet.


igneousink t1_iuvggw1 wrote

i think they make medication for inter cuntinental ballistic missiles that don't work?