Submitted by thesnapening t3_z4gm8p in news
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Doktor_Wunderbar t1_ixqq1xz wrote
Fortunately, both the snake and the child survived.
nine8whatwhat t1_ixqrz27 wrote
this story and a video post about a snajke appeared back to back on my feed and it looked like i was gonna see it
walterodim77 t1_ixqwr5y wrote
Thisssss one'ssss mine.
randomlurker82 t1_ixr1v9r wrote
That's really wild.
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_ixr664i wrote
Annoyed by the stock photo choice. That's a ball python, which tops out at like 3 feet, not meters. And are not native to Australia. They're not going to try to drag any kids away unless the kid is Thumbelina.
Fun-Gap4015 t1_ixr8oxn wrote
You know I was just staring at this photo wondering if the kid survived but thank God you corrected the picture of the snake.
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_ixr90ha wrote
Well I read the article before commenting so I feel free to nitpick the stock photo
Fun-Gap4015 t1_ixr9h8o wrote
Does it make you feel good to be upset
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_ixr9o3n wrote
You’re the one who got upset my good bitch
WillsMomIsFit t1_ixrcegb wrote
i mean they are picky eaters. maybe we should have been feeding them kids this whole time?
AStartIsBorn t1_ixrcor1 wrote
What's wrong with someone making an informative comment, especially if the news is too lazy to find a photo of the actual species involved?
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BetterMakeAnAccount t1_ixrdcnu wrote
Well doing that obviously puts you in Team Child Eating Python, luckily Fun Gap was here to get offended.
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whatsinthesocks t1_ixrg0wc wrote
> “It was somewhat of an ordeal.”
Fucking love this quote.
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BurrStreetX t1_ixrkqzd wrote
The boy was not attacked by a ball python.
xJeremy t1_ixrnkgc wrote
Also has a video interview with the family showing where the snake was hiding before the attack
liamsnorthstar t1_ixrogdw wrote
It’s Australia. They factor animal death into their procreation activities. 😂
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BetterMakeAnAccount t1_ixrryo7 wrote
That’s more like it. Is that a carpet python?
Dark_DoubleD t1_ixrwkbf wrote
Idiotic media using a random African ball python to represent a 3 metre Australian python <smh>
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ItIsYourPersonality t1_ixsbgk8 wrote
…this can’t be the end of this story. This boy and that snake will do battle another day.
DelcoWolv t1_ixsjw0e wrote
(30 years from now) “Ah yes, we meet again, old friend.”
LostprophetFLCL t1_ixslypb wrote
LMAO glad I am not the only one who was immediately confused by the picture being a ball python.
clrbrk t1_ixso0cw wrote
"I just started kicking back on the lounge, just started enjoying a tin and all of a sudden it was on,"
Australians speak a beautiful language.
Tr1pline t1_ixspq8s wrote
Animals that try get a taste of human needs to be put down. It will try again and succeed.
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ConstantGradStudent t1_ixt4ptt wrote
You mean people Aren’t on Team Child Eating Python?!?
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GrahamDotJpeg t1_ixthd82 wrote
I always like Java more anyways
Tuna5andwich t1_ixtqso1 wrote
"You munchkins go on ahead... I got a score to settle with this snake."
Dt2_0 t1_ixts90x wrote
Junk news like this puts legitimate pets whit loving owners in danger. Pet Reptiles, even harmless ones like Ball Pythons, are already under attack in the US, Australia, and in some European countries.
Posting a photo of one of the most common, easy to care for, personable, and affectionate pet Reptiles in the world and equating them to a wild animal 3x it's size makes people afraid that the average Joe's pet snake down the road might get out and eat their kid. So they demand it gets banned, and all of a sudden we are looking at a species Whitelist on what can be kept, vs the current blacklist method showing what can't be kept.
Jayellessss t1_ixtv62d wrote
Mine's about 5.5 ft long, but I was going to basically say the same thing. So annoying.
MississippiJoel t1_ixtzok0 wrote
"Fortunately it wasn't anything poisonous, so I wasn't really worried."
Cpt_Giggles t1_ixu4j5f wrote
And after being released the snake went back to the pool for round 2. I'm not making that up.
Bvaughnii t1_ixuapz1 wrote
I used to keep carpet pythons and could not imagine them attempting an attack on a small child. It looks like a carpet though.
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top_value7293 t1_ixusydj wrote
“We used to check for spiders around the pool now we check for snakes” 😧😱 good ole Australia wow
Fun-Gap4015 t1_ixv1t80 wrote
You're all overly dramatic I have no idea how you get by day to day.
Littlebotweak t1_ixv6389 wrote
This is such an ignorant take. There’s no such thing as getting a taste of human, that’s just dumb.
The snake saw a living object of a size it could take down and that’s it. Yes, it will see other objects it can take down and it will do so, but it’s not going to suddenly try to kill all humans. 😂
Tr1pline t1_ixv6di8 wrote
Humans are not supposed to be on their daily hit list. But once it knows humans are food, it won't be long till that happens again.
Littlebotweak t1_ixv6qy5 wrote
Again, just the dumbest take. You know that cartoons aren’t real, right? 😂
Tr1pline t1_ixv7gzo wrote
Have humans not euthanized animals that have bitten/eaten humans? Anacondas, dogs, wolfs, lions?
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indoninja t1_ixwal04 wrote
With snakes, yeah.
With tigers and “smarter” predators, no.
They start going after humans and they are either desperate or looking for human prey. In either case it means you should kill them.
Unless you hate your neighbors or people in general…which I get.
indoninja t1_ixwashu wrote
> affectionate pet Reptiles
Reptiles affectionate?!??
mindfields51 t1_ixxddor wrote
Yes, they have. That does not mean it was the right thing, or even a necessary thing to do. A lot of these acts to put down "man eaters" is a result of ignorance combined with archaic assumptions about humanity's relationship with nature. It's a remnant of the old philosophical idea of the devine human, separated and above the natural world.
GlumpsAlot t1_ixxstn4 wrote
"Once we cleaned up the blood and told him he wasn’t going to die... he was actually pretty good.” -lol, I'd be scarred for life.
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colossalboom t1_iy426mk wrote
Australia, not even once! Haha
Telkorenar t1_ixqp4qs wrote
i can't imagine witnessing something like this