“Huh, looks like the icecaps will probably melt within a decade, there’s only 60 years of topsoil left, the rivers are drying up, the ocean’s dying, and the ‘worst case scenario,’ which we’re tracking on has up to an 8C rise by the end of the century. Oh, I know, I’ll create another life that will have to suffer through the worst of it while simultaneously contributing to the underlying cause!”