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queefaqueefer t1_j0iki8s wrote

one time, i stayed at a very small but adorable hotel. went out for some sight seeing, yet somehow, two raccoons broke into the room and proceeded to lock themselves in the bathroom. i came back to the room with a literal murder scene in the bathroom: there was blood everywhere and two mangled, dead raccoons strewn about the bathroom. never let two raccoons lock themselves inside a room, LOL.

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