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stevenbrotzel91 t1_j1xnd9d wrote

Wow talk about fuck boy haircut. He definitely did that shit for real.

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Notsopatriotic t1_j1y955s wrote

A real fuckin broccoli top.

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RandomDigitalSponge t1_j1ydxel wrote

Who’s responsible for the broccoli top fad? Arrest them.

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PhilSpectorsMugshot t1_j1yeoxt wrote

Only Satan himself could conjure up such a hideous monstrosity.

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plopseven t1_j1z3oxm wrote

I like these haircuts. They’re like the red caps. You learn who someone is before they have to tell you. Saves me time.

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SnakeDoctur t1_j2084o8 wrote

Ironically, Jake Paul accidentally popularized it -- but he was using it as a means to cover up his rapid male pattern baldness

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Lou_C_Fer t1_j1yjp23 wrote

My son has curly hair like that. There is not a ton to be done with it.

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Fermats_Last_Account t1_j1yzzar wrote

Well, there is kinda. This particular style is mostly cutting the sides. If you don’t cut the sides, it looks less like a fuck-boy hair or less like broccoli hair - and just looks like normal curly hair.

Only when you fade the sides does it look douchy.

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ScreamingMemales t1_j1zhi15 wrote

His hair is naturally straight, getting a perm like that is fuckboy material.

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onlycatshere t1_j1za85k wrote

I really don't get the broccoli top hate. Seems like popularity hate tbh... I've seen both little shitheads and respectful youngsters sport the style, and I think the internet is trying to make it a thing just so it can be a meme we can harp about. When it first started popping up I thought it looked good and I still think it does, though it's no longer a unique style

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