Submitted by SsiSsiSsiSsi t3_zrt055 in news
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blindspot189 t1_j14lew9 wrote
It never even occurred to me that we would need a plural for hearse...i hate this timeline
kthulhu666 t1_j14smqy wrote
I misread it as a derivation of 'hearsay'.
sasori1122 t1_j14virq wrote
Xi already done had hearses.
bifuriousfox t1_j17my81 wrote
This meta meme *chefs kiss*
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black_flag_4ever t1_j14jjaj wrote
Nothing to see here, folks.
Roadkill_Shitbull t1_j15738c wrote
THExGIRTH t1_j14vp19 wrote
A queue of herses...is that like a murder of crows?
But seriously, they're saying no new cases but have lines of herses waiting to "drop off" the dead? Yeah nothing to see here, move along citizen.
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_j16vp27 wrote
A group of hearses should be called a “hord”. Just to fuck with people who have to process the phrase “a hord of hearses”
RETARDED1414 t1_j17q4kf wrote
Of course I've heard of horses.
Ganon_Cubana t1_j15lqcg wrote
They're saying that covid isn't killing people, not that it doesn't exist.
> The National Health Commission said on Tuesday only deaths caused by pneumonia and respiratory failure in patients who had the virus are classified as COVID deaths.
jayfeather31 t1_j14p9lj wrote
I spy a contradiction, and I'm certain everyone else does.
PlaguesAngel t1_j170qbb wrote
In January 2020 anyone trading in stories of people being welded into their apartments, windows being forcibly boarded up and doors chained in China were called liars.
Then the deadly Urumqi Apartment Fire that sparked the ZERO Covid riots 3 weeks ago was so bad because….people where “forcibly quarantined” and unable to escape or be reached by emergency services (whatever does that turn of phrase mean?) Chinese media tried to downplay it internationally as Fire Trucks had a hard time getting access to good vantage points to combat the blaze because “cars with dead batteries blockaded the street”.
But yeah sure, another perfectly logical Chinese news piece to take exactly at face value.
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DinkleMutz t1_j15uy3z wrote
It's your country and your people, China. I mean, go ahead and lie if you want about COVID deaths I guess? It isn't stopping people from dying.
NPVT t1_j15quuy wrote
Openness is not a CCP thing.
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Slavasonic t1_j14g831 wrote
I feel like I’ve never seen the plural of hearse written out before and it took my brain longer than it should to figure out.