I feel like I’ve never seen the plural of hearse written out before and it took my brain longer than it should to figure out.

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Nothing to see here, folks.

It never even occurred to me that we would need a plural for hearse...i hate this timeline

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I spy a contradiction, and I'm certain everyone else does.

I misread it as a derivation of 'hearsay'.

Xi already done had hearses.

A queue of herses...is that like a murder of crows?

But seriously, they're saying no new cases but have lines of herses waiting to "drop off" the dead? Yeah nothing to see here, move along citizen.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404

They're saying that covid isn't killing people, not that it doesn't exist.

> The National Health Commission said on Tuesday only deaths caused by pneumonia and respiratory failure in patients who had the virus are classified as COVID deaths.

Openness is not a CCP thing.

It's your country and your people, China. I mean, go ahead and lie if you want about COVID deaths I guess? It isn't stopping people from dying.

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A group of hearses should be called a “hord”. Just to fuck with people who have to process the phrase “a hord of hearses”

In January 2020 anyone trading in stories of people being welded into their apartments, windows being forcibly boarded up and doors chained in China were called liars.

Then the deadly Urumqi Apartment Fire that sparked the ZERO Covid riots 3 weeks ago was so bad because….people where “forcibly quarantined” and unable to escape or be reached by emergency services (whatever does that turn of phrase mean?) Chinese media tried to downplay it internationally as Fire Trucks had a hard time getting access to good vantage points to combat the blaze because “cars with dead batteries blockaded the street”.

But yeah sure, another perfectly logical Chinese news piece to take exactly at face value.

This meta meme *chefs kiss*

Of course I've heard of horses.

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