Submitted by Time-for-rain t3_zpa2go in news
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BouttaBlowUp t1_j0rqdk6 wrote
Probably raising those alligators to dispose of the bodies of all of Detroits missing people.
SsiSsiSsiSsi t1_j0rr5v8 wrote
> The male tenant had fled prior to officers arriving, police said. Officers and the court official returned to the east-side residence to find one adult and three baby alligators inside a tank, police said.
So… really not a great life for those alligators, and it sounds like the tenant is breaking more than one law.
CptNemosBeard t1_j0rsohp wrote
Darius visits Detroit.
CosmicAstroBastard t1_j0ru9vb wrote
Can’t have shit in Detroit
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Ok_Store_1983 t1_j0s6yuq wrote
That makes it sound like the alligator answered the door like "Good evening, officers! What a surprise! Can i interest you in anything? Cup of coffee? Marshmallows? Piece of raw chicken?"
Aleashed t1_j0s7tg5 wrote
Was playing the terrible GB RocoCop games earlier. They are all set in Detroit. These were made in the 90s...
Apparently the film is set in crime-ridden 2043 Detroit. We’ll be there in two decades. I don’t think I saw it in English and the dub probably changed/ignored the city’s name. Interesting enough, it was filmed in crime-ridden Dallas.
Where do you rather die on your morning walk? 2043 Crime-ridden Detroit or 2023 Crime-ridden Dallas?
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IndieHamster t1_j0s9475 wrote
Detroit got their very own Alligator Man
Wsbkingretard t1_j0sbtdv wrote
David icke has entered the chat
Dragona33 t1_j0sd0kq wrote
Police: OPEN UP!!
Gators: Come on in. We are having lunch.
Police: What's for lunch?
Gators: Oh nothing special...you.
Redqueenhypo t1_j0sf4d9 wrote
Did they take any pictures? I hope it was as crazy a situation as the Harlem tiger.
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Careless_Ad3968 t1_j0skyin wrote
The new RomCom no one expected! "'Later Gator: Love in Detroit' When Alli left Florida to move to Detroit with her two kids, she was trying to escape her no-good swamp boss husband! But when she got to Detroit, she got more than she bargained for after being evicted from her home and meeting the man of her dreams, Officer Ford!"
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CatProgrammer t1_j0soqix wrote
Sounds like he should have been spending less money on alligators and more money on rent.
horseren0ir t1_j0sy67o wrote
Detroit, because Greg Abott is a little piss baby
TheManassaBaller t1_j0t0ler wrote
>DETROIT, MI-- Some of these scaly creatures may say “See ya in a while,” or, “See ya later,” but not the handful found by Detroit police in a home they were serving an eviction notice at on Friday.
Jesus Christ. The bar for journalism has really fallen.
Ok-Brush5346 t1_j0t0w72 wrote
They were the only reptiles allowed to stay when the dinosaurs were evicted.
broccoliO157 t1_j0t5km4 wrote
Have you seen rent lately?
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Swankified_Tristan t1_j0th3ql wrote
If it was Florida, it'd be just another Tuesday.
I see alligators in my town and in my complex all the time.
EdenianRushF212 t1_j0tkke4 wrote
^(Clancy, this guy doesn't fit the description)
Piperplays t1_j0tx10g wrote
Police: Okay, well, see you later then
ruckus666 t1_j0u2py4 wrote
Have you seen alligators lately?
HardlyDecent t1_j0uaaj8 wrote
Greeted with a smile, guarantee!
GiantPandammonia t1_j0ucsco wrote
Explains why they weren't paying rent
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punkinfacebooklegpie t1_j0us1qb wrote
Absolutely. Alligators would never say "see you in a while".
piTehT_tsuJ t1_j0uvz6l wrote
I'd wager that neighborhood doesn't have a stray dog or cat issue.
piTehT_tsuJ t1_j0uw5np wrote
Same here in Louisiana, if I dont see one for awhile I start to wonder what's going on.
tifftafflarry t1_j0vhdo1 wrote
And why they're ornery; all them teeth, and they can't afford no toothbrush.
myrddyna t1_j0vz6r3 wrote
"after a while, cops with fake smiles..."
TheGrandExquisitor t1_j0x6msv wrote
Stares in turtle
UncannyTarotSpread t1_j0roldp wrote
Jeez, even alligators getting evicted now, economy is fucked.