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WaitingForNormal t1_j5tknys wrote

“Respiratory illness” wonder what it could be?

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deftoner42 t1_j5tq01f wrote

They call it "The California flu." That's where it originally came from. It began when American actors ate overcooked carp. It's spread by keeping the house too warm and also by Americans' weakened spirit.

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pudding7 t1_j5wrlee wrote

> It began when American actors ate overcooked carp.

Overcook the fish? Straight to jail. Overcook, undercook. Jail.

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Redditor_76 t1_j5z5c32 wrote

Prepare the fish too fast? Jail, Prepare the fish too slow? Believe it or not, also Jail

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Bayo77 t1_j5y5aox wrote

I dont know if you just made this up or if its official north korean propaganda.

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shabby47 t1_j5tmenk wrote

“It’s just the flu”

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all4whatnot t1_j5uiqcc wrote

By Easter it'll be gone.

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Charlie_Warlie t1_j5v84q9 wrote

I know what you're getting at but here in the states we are getting hit by more than 1 illness and I imagine they could be too. RSV, Covid, Flu, and different strains of the common cold.

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