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monkeyharris t1_j6m724z wrote

Born dead at 98. This some kind of Benjamin Button thing?

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plipyplop t1_j6n62kh wrote

Might be an Isekai thing.

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KaiserMazoku t1_j6ndwv9 wrote

Did he die from getting hit by a truck?

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plipyplop t1_j6ne5r2 wrote

It just more so almost fits with an /r/IsekaiTitles Kinda thingy.

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Millenniauld t1_j6nthaf wrote

As a frequent visitor to the OtomeIsekai subreddit, I got whiplash checking what sub I was on. XD

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Itchy-Top t1_j6mwaik wrote

Aww. He brought so much happiness to us all. As we argued whether they were delicious or the spawn of satan. I’ll eat my one yearly peep on your honor good sir.

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tewnewt t1_j6njz7k wrote

Oh man, recently had one dipped in chocolate.
Those are angelic.

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Jeffclaterbaugh t1_j6m7wm3 wrote

There was a little bit of Bob in every peep.

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immalittlepiggy t1_j6mbtil wrote

Just when I thought it they couldn’t sound more unappealing, this sentence comes into existence.

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OK_Compooper t1_j6mz3ed wrote

The Toms that learn this technique never get caught.

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kegster2 t1_j6mju3r wrote

RIP- but in all honesty this guy belongs with the inventor of candy corn for all eternity too. Perfect pair.

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shewy92 t1_j6n1jyg wrote

Candy Corn, Peeps, and Black Licorice all get bad raps

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FSUalumni t1_j6nmjuu wrote

Black licorice is amazing but it’s great that everyone else leaves it alone so I can have it all.

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usrevenge t1_j6mrcx3 wrote

Candy corn is good though peeps look good but taste so bad idk what it is.

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PGDW t1_j6mv0jx wrote

Disagree. In fact, the texture of the marshmallows in peeps is way better (softer and tastier) than in a lot of candies that use it.

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2459-8143-2844 t1_j6mzzz6 wrote

You're right about the marshmallow texture. I think what I always disliked was the grainy sand texture of the sugar coating.

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epidemicsaints t1_j6n6kad wrote

I don't know how long it's been since you've had one, but for decades the sugar coating had a sharp acrid taste (I am sure it was the coloring) and that is no longer the case. That taste, along with the grit, made them inedible to me but now I love them.

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lamb_pudding t1_j6pfk33 wrote

I’ve always enjoyed the yellow ones. Some of the other colors like pink always tasted off to me. A bit bitter.

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altcntrl t1_j6my8wo wrote

They’re both not tasty but must be cheap to make. Throughout my life I’ve seen them used as decoration more than I’ve seen them eaten.

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RealHumanFromEarth t1_j6n9oqt wrote

But candy corn sucks, whereas Peeps are delicious.

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mokutou t1_j6oo5k1 wrote

I upvoted you from a negative karma score, because you are brave enough to speak the Lord’s truth.

EDIT: Whoever downvoted me, I hope all of your candy corn is crumbly and flavorless.

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fsr1967 t1_j6mgi6i wrote

As he expired, the last breath escaped his lips, making a tiny peep.

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CarFlipJudge t1_j6mjjz4 wrote

I shall hold a peep jousting tournament in his name.

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fishrunhike t1_j6n2lhx wrote

I used to do those every Easter! My parents ruined it by always having to bring it up anytime anyone was over or ever mentioned Easter lol

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lolbojack t1_j6mksze wrote

He was never the same after the death of his son, Lil Peep.

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nandos677 t1_j6mvkyl wrote

He is with his peeps in the sky now!

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RealHumanFromEarth t1_j6na6ft wrote

Peeps are amazing. All of you haters talking bad about Peeps in these comments would never have had the cojones to say that to my boy Bob Born.

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Wuvluv t1_j6mysnc wrote

Pull one off for my man, what a great candy.

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FIContractor t1_j6nc6a1 wrote

So the secret to a long life is eating peeps? Not worth it.

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Sunflower_After_Dark t1_j6p12nx wrote

RIPeep. The gingerbread peep man available only at Christmas is my favorite!

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imgladimnothim t1_j6mvo6n wrote

While peeps may disgust me in a way that i can only describe as an anti-orgasm, they did spawn one of the videos i was all too eager to show every person I met back when i was a child: https://youtu.be/-Cj3hGpCHYQ

So thanks for that Bob. Good memory for me right there.

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Alexis_J_M t1_j6o9ci1 wrote

They need to remember to poke the cellophane before the viewing ;-)

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justforthearticles20 t1_j6ol5es wrote

Stuck in Limbo as argument rages over whether he belongs in the Good Place or the Bad Place.

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mokutou t1_j6onqzv wrote

I will continue to inflate Peeps to softball-sized proportions in the microwave as a snack in his honor. Thank you, good sir! 🐥

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Coug-Ra t1_j6orzyv wrote

“Bobby… how’s the peeping? Bobby… …how’s the peeping? Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.”

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CelticSith t1_j6pitnn wrote

Microwaves across the globe share a sadness today.

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BasenjiBob t1_j6n31u5 wrote

Have you ever put a Peep in the microwave? Something everyone should experience at least once. Easter's coming up, too.

They make pretty decent s'mores after a trip through the microwave. We used to call them "P'mores" as kids because we thought we were funny.

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RPGaiden t1_j6n54ly wrote

Put two in the microwave, give them little toothpick swords, and let them battle to the death lol.

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Affectionate_Box_587 t1_j6ozacq wrote

Lending credence to the old phrase "a peep a day keeps death away"

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WolfThick t1_j6mz6x6 wrote

You got your white peeps your purple peeps your red peeps your green peeps your silver peeps your blue peeps , why we ain't got no black peeps!!!

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Boneal171 t1_j6nr88i wrote

Rip Bob. I love Peeps

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p3p3- t1_j6o0sdt wrote

Damn, everyone’s dying today

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Raskalbot t1_j6ol8or wrote

Finally, sweet justice. Dude was like the Henry Kissinger of Candy. Fuck peeps.

I’m kidding but seriously, fuck peeps.

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UnspeakablePudding t1_j6n0v5l wrote

I assume he died in prison on account of his horrible invention?

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FracturedNomad t1_j6n719a wrote

Hopefully he takes those abominations against god with him.

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