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Acidflare1 t1_j3vm3az wrote

Reply to comment by damnthistrafficjam in No one wins Mega Millions jackpot; $3.9 million ticket sold in Hacienda Heights by SovietSunrise

Sorry dude this jackpot is mine and I’m going to build a new rail system like a rollercoaster.

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bt65 t1_j3vs6ux wrote

I would invent a remote for the sun that can adjust its power and how long it will shine, and then every country pay me a monthly fee to get some sun, and if any country or person aren't nice to another, ZAP! I get the guilty one a beem to remind them to play nice, one more time and they never see the sun again.

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SefetAkunosh t1_j3wyv2u wrote

If you need someone to clean the shark tanks in your volcano lair, hmu.

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